Sausage i hope 😈
25.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sausage i hope 😈
25.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good boy 😏
25.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's for breakfast? 😁
24.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 160 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0
Good morning!
23.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 141 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0Algo para los que hablan español
12.02.2026 08:58 — 👍 120 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
Only one more button to undo...
27.01.2026 10:08 — 👍 204 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
Join me? Let's skinny dip and shock the neighbours 😈
24.01.2026 10:49 — 👍 186 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0
Chances are I've covered that surface in your hotel room 😁
13.01.2026 21:05 — 👍 111 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0I'm in a good mood, help me make it better 😁
13.01.2026 10:42 — 👍 116 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1Slide on in 😁
11.01.2026 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Well Hi, plenty of room in the bed, if you'd like to join
11.01.2026 10:59 — 👍 182 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1Windmills and wiggles in a hotel is becoming tradition at this point 😁
10.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 136 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 1How are you staying cool in this 38°c+ (100°f+) heat?
08.01.2026 10:00 — 👍 168 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1Dear lord, my heart 🥹
07.01.2026 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good boy 😈
06.01.2026 11:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are you ready?
06.01.2026 10:34 — 👍 153 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
Bred, well fed and ready for bed... for another round? 😁
05.01.2026 10:09 — 👍 135 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0What do you say to "I havent blown for a week and I can't host but I know a spot" other than "give me that load, boy 😏" @childofaphrodite1.bsky.social
02.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 103 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Why thank you mr 😁
02.01.2026 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New year, same goals! Using this non flexed, no gym pump, post dinner pic as a baseline for how I progress across the year 😁
02.01.2026 09:34 — 👍 136 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0
Happy new year lads 🎉 I think today might be a goon on the couch day
31.12.2025 21:53 — 👍 123 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Hauled hundreds of kilos of bricks and trash to a skip today, rewarded myself with a float
30.12.2025 09:14 — 👍 69 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning 😈
29.12.2025 21:47 — 👍 256 🔁 13 💬 7 📌 0Absolutely 😈
29.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Airing out after clearing out my garage, you like the fresh sweat smell?
29.12.2025 05:10 — 👍 272 🔁 18 💬 8 📌 0
Christmas night was quiet, the house stayed still, Santa came generous and left his fill.
Naughty list smiling, good boys behave,
milk by the bucket, if youre feeling brave 😏
Been in a rhyming mood all day, but no, you better not nap.
Its time for you to be a good boy, and sit in my lap. 😏
😈 slide on handsome
24.12.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂 yes please
24.12.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But i was promised $5,238,098 dollars in a bank account to be signed over to me 🥺😂
24.12.2025 22:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
