On the plus side I made 2 lasagnes boxed the rest for the freezer and had a bowl of the vege mix for my lunch and it's pretty damned delicious!
07.10.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@lyonesseuk.bsky.social
Happily married disabled Mum to 2 romanian rescues and 2 humans trying to survive in Germany. Please don't DM me. I don't auto follow back.
On the plus side I made 2 lasagnes boxed the rest for the freezer and had a bowl of the vege mix for my lunch and it's pretty damned delicious!
07.10.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A little by later the auhd teenager rang cos he's had a bad day at school and he wanted to chat I tell him my Saga in order to cheer him up. He deadpan says "oh mum didn't I tell you I don't like vegetable lasagna" The whole family is out to get me!
07.10.2025 11:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What is more husband return ls from dealing with the source of the stress that started all this (turns out it isn't as bad as we feared) so I tell him what I did and he looks me straight in the eye and says "didn't I tell you, I don't like lasagne anymore". Luckily it was a joke so he gets to live.
07.10.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Meanwhile sauce is happily bubbling in a large pan. Hang in on... That's a LOT of sauce... Quickly flick back to recipe
SERVES 16?!
I'm all for meal prepping but as a family we have enough sauce for 8 SERVINGS EACH! 3/?
... Google a recipe for proportions. THIS is when I made the mistake, skipped straight to ingredients and decided to double the sauce and strain half. Chop EVERYTHING and throw in a pan to get rid of moisture. Hang on... These veg don't fit in my normal pan. But they'l swear down right? 2/?
07.10.2025 10:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0O my lord, I should be supervised at all times! Bit of a stressful morning so decided to get ahead of the game and use the rather sad looking veg in the fridge in a veg lasagne also make a small meat one as hubby eats only potatoes and a certain spinach dish. Not done veggie lasagne b4 so... 1/?
07.10.2025 10:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
She offered to row the old wizard and the young king out on the lake. When a hand emerged from the water, holding a sword aloft, the king took the sword. And she took hold of the hand, let herself be pulled down, down.
The Lady of the Lake breathed air into her lungs with a laugh.
"You again?"
Disgraceful behaviour! Please send to me immediately for proper disposal ๐
06.10.2025 19:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Honestly heartbreaking.
06.10.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ugh - flat pack furniture delivered, first argument had before boxes are even opened and I have retreated to the bedroom to avoid saying anything worse.
06.10.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here's my effort
#vss365
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#associate
#poetrycommunity
"Sir I can't help but agree with my #associate. We need a plan"
He sighed deeply. "OK, during the day we enact the buddy system, no one wandering off alone"
"And tonight?" "We need to find a defendable camp and to double the guards"
It wasn't going to be easy, they were tired and injured. #vss366
I remember when New Yorkers put up posters in a desperate attempt to locate loved ones after 9/11.
Now they are desperately looking for loved ones disappeared by the government of this country.
โThe quiet parts are getting rather loud, arenโt they?โ
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
05.10.2025 09:08 โ ๐ 36308 ๐ 16437 ๐ฌ 788 ๐ 2321Peel and freeze on a flat tray then chuck into a container so whenever you fancy banana bread, pancakes, porridge, ice cream, smoothies etc ready to go!
05.10.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Report"
"N-not good"
"Dr Dei, full report!"
"No tracks on site, I'm unable to identify the organic matter, Captain. We are on an alien world, with limited rations, no way to communicate home and people are going missing. Seen any movies?! It's NOT GOOD!"
"An #advert for positivity, Dei."
#vss365
Dr Dei poked the goop sceptically. They didn't recognise it and without the proper equipment there was little they could determine about it. Pulling back their finger the goop clung, stretching like #elastic before snapping back to the rock only leaving a small trace under their nail #vss365
#vss365
Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
03.10.2025 11:02 โ ๐ 16565 ๐ 2613 ๐ฌ 407 ๐ 106Oo - that's a few Christmas presents preordered then!
03.10.2025 12:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Inhumane behaviour
03.10.2025 11:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Given the emptiness, they debated posting guards but habit won out so, when Misan's comm buzzed her awake, she shook Ton and they headed out to find... no one.
Quiet calls led to no reply. Casting around, they found no trace of the guards, just a strange gooey #pulp on a nearby rock. #vss365
Oh I used to love the Dragonlance books! You've inspired me to dig them out again...
03.10.2025 09:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ooo - they all look intriguing!
03.10.2025 09:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you ๐
03.10.2025 09:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you!
03.10.2025 09:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Busy day shifting furniture yesterday so Hubby and I went to bed WAY too early last night. As a result o have been awake and sipping tea in bed since 4am. Thank goodness it's a bank holiday today.
03.10.2025 03:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0From her lifetime of pioneering work with chimpanzees to her
tireless advocacy for the environment...
Jane Goodall was a one-of-a-kind treasure to the world!
I was lucky enough to be able to thank her personally when our paths crossed not long ago.
Thanks again, Ms. Goodall. You will be missed. โฅ๏ธ