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Happily married disabled Mum to 2 romanian rescues and 2 humans trying to survive in Germany. Please don't DM me. I don't auto follow back.

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On the plus side I made 2 lasagnes boxed the rest for the freezer and had a bowl of the vege mix for my lunch and it's pretty damned delicious!

07.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A little by later the auhd teenager rang cos he's had a bad day at school and he wanted to chat I tell him my Saga in order to cheer him up. He deadpan says "oh mum didn't I tell you I don't like vegetable lasagna" The whole family is out to get me!

07.10.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is more husband return ls from dealing with the source of the stress that started all this (turns out it isn't as bad as we feared) so I tell him what I did and he looks me straight in the eye and says "didn't I tell you, I don't like lasagne anymore". Luckily it was a joke so he gets to live.

07.10.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile sauce is happily bubbling in a large pan. Hang in on... That's a LOT of sauce... Quickly flick back to recipe

SERVES 16?!

I'm all for meal prepping but as a family we have enough sauce for 8 SERVINGS EACH! 3/?

07.10.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... Google a recipe for proportions. THIS is when I made the mistake, skipped straight to ingredients and decided to double the sauce and strain half. Chop EVERYTHING and throw in a pan to get rid of moisture. Hang on... These veg don't fit in my normal pan. But they'l swear down right? 2/?

07.10.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

O my lord, I should be supervised at all times! Bit of a stressful morning so decided to get ahead of the game and use the rather sad looking veg in the fridge in a veg lasagne also make a small meat one as hubby eats only potatoes and a certain spinach dish. Not done veggie lasagne b4 so... 1/?

07.10.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25025    ๐Ÿ” 12018    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 519    ๐Ÿ“Œ 491

She offered to row the old wizard and the young king out on the lake. When a hand emerged from the water, holding a sword aloft, the king took the sword. And she took hold of the hand, let herself be pulled down, down.

The Lady of the Lake breathed air into her lungs with a laugh.

"You again?"

06.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 268    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disgraceful behaviour! Please send to me immediately for proper disposal ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly heartbreaking.

06.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh - flat pack furniture delivered, first argument had before boxes are even opened and I have retreated to the bedroom to avoid saying anything worse.

06.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's my effort

#vss365

Resuscitation

I ass( )ciate
filling g a ps

with

g a s p e d
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sp sp sp sputtered words
to FILL the air, anything
to reach you when
the
heart
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slow.

#associate
#poetrycommunity

06.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Sir I can't help but agree with my #associate. We need a plan"
He sighed deeply. "OK, during the day we enact the buddy system, no one wandering off alone"
"And tonight?" "We need to find a defendable camp and to double the guards"
It wasn't going to be easy, they were tired and injured. #vss366

06.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember when New Yorkers put up posters in a desperate attempt to locate loved ones after 9/11.

Now they are desperately looking for loved ones disappeared by the government of this country.

06.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 352    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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World's most moral army beats tiny autistic girl for trying to feed hungry babies The worldโ€™s most moral army overcame a terrifying confrontation with the terrorist leader known as Greta Thunberg when they captured the Global Sumud Flotilla.

โ€œThe quiet parts are getting rather loud, arenโ€™t they?โ€

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/worlds-mos...

05.10.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36308    ๐Ÿ” 16437    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 788    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2321

Peel and freeze on a flat tray then chuck into a container so whenever you fancy banana bread, pancakes, porridge, ice cream, smoothies etc ready to go!

05.10.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Report"
"N-not good"
"Dr Dei, full report!"
"No tracks on site, I'm unable to identify the organic matter, Captain. We are on an alien world, with limited rations, no way to communicate home and people are going missing. Seen any movies?! It's NOT GOOD!"
"An #advert for positivity, Dei."
#vss365

05.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr Dei poked the goop sceptically. They didn't recognise it and without the proper equipment there was little they could determine about it. Pulling back their finger the goop clung, stretching like #elastic before snapping back to the rock only leaving a small trace under their nail #vss365
#vss365

04.10.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

03.10.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16565    ๐Ÿ” 2613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 407    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

Oo - that's a few Christmas presents preordered then!

03.10.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inhumane behaviour

03.10.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the emptiness, they debated posting guards but habit won out so, when Misan's comm buzzed her awake, she shook Ton and they headed out to find... no one.

Quiet calls led to no reply. Casting around, they found no trace of the guards, just a strange gooey #pulp on a nearby rock. #vss365

03.10.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I used to love the Dragonlance books! You've inspired me to dig them out again...

03.10.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo - they all look intriguing!

03.10.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

03.10.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

03.10.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Busy day shifting furniture yesterday so Hubby and I went to bed WAY too early last night. As a result o have been awake and sipping tea in bed since 4am. Thank goodness it's a bank holiday today.

03.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From her lifetime of pioneering work with chimpanzees to her
tireless advocacy for the environment...

Jane Goodall was a one-of-a-kind treasure to the world!

I was lucky enough to be able to thank her personally when our paths crossed not long ago.

Thanks again, Ms. Goodall. You will be missed. โ™ฅ๏ธ

02.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22083    ๐Ÿ” 2742    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 354    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

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