Adam

I can't believe Undertale is old enough to drive

I try to keep my eyes to myself at the gym, but a bunch of people brought in a birthday cake and sang happy birthday to somebody

It was hard to look away

I haven't played or watched Minecraft stuff for years but DAMN, that 1000 player rich and poor thing was amazing

Hi there Steam Summer Sale, please be gentle with me 👉👈

Me: *pays for parking*

My inbox, somehow: "How did we do? Please give us feedback on your experience paying for parking!"

BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo Switch 2 Joycon Designers Still Yet to Discover Concept of Ergonomics

Lol

at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

Why do the latest round of AI slop images infesting the internet all look like they were dragged out of a septic tank

Whoa

Man I really wanna get back into drawing / attempting creative stuff, my brain's just refusing to cooperate at all

I hate it when they try to coin a new word. Every advert on tv is now like “bankfulness - that feeling when your bank is your friend”. Fuck off

Can't believe we got "The un-extinction of dire wolves" before we got "Bloodborne PC"

A Resplendant Quetzal with ridiculous hair-fuzz

I just learned about the existence of Resplendant Quetzals, this is important

Wanna exercise your body?
Go to a gym

Wanna exercise your brain?
Learn a thing

Wanna exercise your immune system?
Become an uncle

"Is the meteor going to -"

Maybe but we have a plan

Just like the final evolutionary stage for most organisms is "Crab", the final evolutionary stage for most YouTube variety shows is "Eat food"

After using it for a couple of weeks with no sign of it catching fire or exploding or melting, I think I can now safely say that I have successfully built a PC for the first time in my life!

Something something retain physical media

IKEA should implement a "Fast travel to checkout" system

Spotify what part of "Please hide/don't play this specific song, it is AI slop" do you not understand

Is Marfel Rifles good if you are bad at video game

2025, day 1: I have made a small man

Just ONCE I wanna see one of those "Oh shit we accidentally set off all the fireworks at the same time" events happen during New Years

People who voluntarily listen to gym radio frighten me

I thought the Gamer Wards were special sections of hospitals designated for gaming-related mishaps

Uhhhh sudden promotion a week before we finish up for the year let's fucking go??

Reminder: you don’t have to be good at something to enjoy it, you don’t have to get better at it, you don’t have to monetize it, and it doesn’t have to be useful.