Sign in window reads “Sorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.”
Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*
10.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 504 🔁 104 💬 30 📌 19Sign in window reads “Sorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.”
Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*
10.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 504 🔁 104 💬 30 📌 19Start smoking
10.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Friggin Bird
10.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh just lyrics to a song I was listening to
10.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.
10.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I’m glad he’s dead. Nobody likes a gloater.
10.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe it’s just you
10.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Posting dumb shit regulates my nervous system
10.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I thought guys liked that
10.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Banish them from the kingdom
10.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sent
10.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey. Not cool man. People are going through a lot. Check your privilege.
10.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BlueSky was holding back on being cringe and corny!?
10.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ha!
10.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s fair
10.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
09.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 11861 🔁 2010 💬 571 📌 276
A guillotine couldn’t stop the amount of head I’d give you
- Internet proverb
I don’t have anything to send. I’m just trying to make the world a better place.
10.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That’s was a good try
10.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cause you’re all creeps?
10.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0👀
10.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh hi
10.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s not my place to tell you who to send tit pics to Paul
10.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Macu Tea is closing tomorrow so naturally everyone is waiting in line for their last chance to get bubble tea in Richmond
10.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stop what you’re doing, take a pic of your tits and send it to him
10.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 3Clueless holds up surprisingly well
09.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you get it all out?
09.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These taste funny
09.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0