Colleen

How I feel when someone blocks me.

my dad even didn’t have a leaf blower

he got on his hands and knees and blew them into a pile with his mouth

Really?

kaitlyn @kaitlyntrahan I need to get my life together but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Are they those buttons people train their dogs to use so they can talk? Please say yes.

What are those red things on the floor

Oh man I have so many follow up questions but I wanna keep the mystery

Look I know everything sucks but it’s Cadbury Mini Egg season

You suck at bedtime stories

Give me two of the top five

No. I think you should be ashamed to be a hockey fan.

You better be wearing the bag

I love that I can go anywhere in Richmond at night and feel perfectly safe as long as I’m not in a car

Going to yoga without my toes done. All the other basic bitches are gonna make fun of me.

I don’t heat up the tuna part. I melt the cheese on the bread and then add the tuna.

But melted cheese and toasted bread is good

I am AI

Like anyone means what they say in those apologies

Depends on the cone

It’s all in the timing

I want it to be an act so much

My "general vibes" say I'm 50?

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling while sitting in a crowd of people applauding . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling while sitting in a crowd of people applauding .

That's not what p-cheese means around here

Fuck you I'm not 50 you fucking fuck

This is somehow your fault @elitestuber.bsky.social

I can't believe I said "No brownie" and he didn't get me a brownie

I.. I don't think they had pubs in LA in 935....

I'm not a vending machine

You ok? Do you need a sprite?

Everyone is Hitler now, keep up