Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
09.04.2025 06:33 β π 89470 π 27789 π¬ 873 π 1275@ggrey.bsky.social
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
09.04.2025 06:33 β π 89470 π 27789 π¬ 873 π 1275It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
07.12.2025 00:23 β π 3335 π 624 π¬ 51 π 20MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hoursΒ°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
06.12.2025 14:30 β π 521 π 161 π¬ 17 π 9Not counting YO MOMMA, presumably.
05.12.2025 21:01 β π 3163 π 295 π¬ 104 π 10a senior shiba inu is bundled into a basket on the front of a blue bicycle. the bottom of the basket is wicker, but the top two-thirds is a wide wire mesh. the dogβs fluffy fur pokes through the squares of the wire, giving her back and booty the distinct appearance of a golden honey glazed ham. her front paws stick up over the top edge of the basket, and sheβs looking forward toward the next adventure.
This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
06.12.2025 20:34 β π 4241 π 495 π¬ 61 π 26A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
06.12.2025 02:54 β π 3267 π 751 π¬ 51 π 33Sabrina walking the dog
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
05.12.2025 20:05 β π 33325 π 5107 π¬ 243 π 445Mi novia cuando habla en portuguΓ©s va como en 2x, asΓ que chiste, no se puede espiar nada π
05.12.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0QuΓ© le pasa al dΓ³lar?
05.12.2025 12:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
05.12.2025 00:08 β π 5919 π 624 π¬ 83 π 36Interesting take on how Microsoft employees are resentful of AI because they're forced to use Copilot but it doesn't make them more productive and AI teams are rewarded while everyone else gets scraps & layoffs. It even claims a team lost their PM to layoffs due to their lack of AI proficiency.
05.12.2025 01:35 β π 129 π 30 π¬ 9 π 2a kind of architecture
- Wind walkers -
No a todo el mundo le tiene que interesar pero ya hay demasiada informaciΓ³n en YouTube por ejemplo, sobre cΓ³mo funcionan los LLMs. Se andan frustrando porque no se comportan segΓΊn sus expectativas, doble puntaje si son escΓ©pticos pero a la vez le antropomorfizan demasiado, make it make sense.
03.12.2025 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gatita para adoptar! Es muy cariiΓ±osa. Esta en Moravia
02.12.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
02.12.2025 23:36 β π 5331 π 926 π¬ 106 π 98Y los astronautas de la ISS que han tratado de reparar un air pressure leak desde el 2019:
03.12.2025 02:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is Mogley. He just had a very close call. Almost formed an entire thought, but snapped out of it just in time. 12/10 (TT: evilmaizey3)
01.12.2025 23:30 β π 4379 π 331 π¬ 47 π 16can you imagine just going through your day except youβre stevie nicks so you have to change capes every half hour
01.12.2025 02:42 β π 174 π 39 π¬ 8 π 0A thousand Amazon employees wrote an open letter to its CEO complaining about its adoption of AI.
They argue itβs bad for the environment causing the company to ignore its climate goals, powers Trumpβs mass deportation efforts and is forcing staff to use AI while it makes workers easier to discard.
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30.11.2025 22:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You donβt have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you donβt think theyβll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
30.11.2025 20:00 β π 11682 π 2946 π¬ 132 π 189Screenshot of the downdetector screen "is it down?"
Why I π§‘ the web.
After the recent #Cloudflare outage someone built a DownDetector for DownDetector after DownDetector went down.
downdetectorsdowndetector.com
#webdev
No se imaginen mΓ‘s eh youtu.be/aEXQAmp24UE?...
30.11.2025 14:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just completed this game for the @github.com Game Off!
Lmk your time π
cassidoo.itch.io/code-wave
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
28.11.2025 22:15 β π 5078 π 1186 π¬ 258 π 841This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
29.11.2025 18:07 β π 4101 π 419 π¬ 172 π 39The Pope standing and holding a baseball bat on an airplane
"The armrest is shared space"
29.11.2025 13:42 β π 610 π 87 π¬ 17 π 30Les vengo a alegrar su sΓ‘bado, viva la gente talentosa ππ§
29.11.2025 14:38 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Tal cual! πππ
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