a dumb pearl

If I forget everything about biology, I will still remember mitochondria as the powerhouse of the cell.

This is the first time I’m seeing its wiper blade. Wiper blade, singular.
Holy turds, what a ridiculous vehicle.

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Why is Mahomes wearing a plastic retainer as a mouth guard? That’s why his teeth are 30 years older than him.
Jalen Hurts on the other hand ✨😀✨
#superbowl

Text, not images. Text

Daniel(s) in the Lions' Den (flipped), by Peter Paul Rubens, 1614-16, 📸 by @emfails

I forgot, he really did that

“My Boo’s a 10, but they don’t floss.”
Naw, they’re a 7 with nice hair.

If you’re in #Pittsburgh and looking for great music, come see The Freeloaders open for Bill Toms and Hard Rain at the Hard Rock Cafe.

On This Day in 1978:

I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.

She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.

#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏

This game looks like a hot mess.

Say two Tartar Fathers and three Scale Mary’s. Your sins will be absolved.

What, no floss?

There are also men and women who swore an oath to uphold the values of America, but were convicted for atrocities in Haditha and Kandahar.

Oaths should be important to those individuals, and you must agree that those oaths count for literally nothing to others who only care about their actions.

There are celebrity doctors who take a Hippocratic oath, and then promote “holistic medicine” for weight loss that has zero modern studies to prove their benefit, but they make the doctor a lot of money.

For instance, there are folks out there who boast about following the teaching of Jesus Christ, but then they support separating kids from their parents, putting kids in cages. They want revenge against political opponents, calling for executing fellow citizens for accusations of political crime.

I find it admirable you are proud about your oath. Everyone should have something they care about. However from the outside, I’m unconcerned with what people say they’ll do, and only concerned with what they actually do do.

Sounds like you want a world empire, ran by a domestic dictator.

So is the image on your hand the image from the window we see in the background?

I think you’re ready for Maxwell Murder

Good news is we’ve ruled out quite a few: patients who’ve since become physically incapacitated or placed in hospice because of unrendered treatment plans.

Do the complete THPS2 soundtrack and SSX 3 soundtrack count, or is that cheating?

Not surprising, also knowing that this is a group that was too daft to realize that Tyler Durden from Fight Club was not the hero of the movie, not even an anti-hero, but literally THE villain.
And they still took the term “snowflake” for their cause, because it was a cool phrase by the cool guy.

Given that “red pilled” is a current term for anti-woke, far right discovery, the fact that the manosphere unknowingly adopted a trans metaphor to glorify their cause… that’s the most ironic sht ever ever ever. Ever.

I just learned the Wachowski sisters wrote the red pill (a metaphor for social awakening) into the script of The Matrix as a reference the drug Premarin. This drug was the main (and sometimes only) female hormone therapy treatment available for a long time.

Polly in the Car with Piecrust

#Pittsburgh icons as a modern rock band.
Can you name them all?
Name this band.

Give us the toxicity concentration, and then give us the concentration commonly found in community water supply.
I hope you’re not disappointed, it’s not what you’re hoping for.

Gotcha 💅🏻

F’n lucky guy. Where can I find replicas or 2nd editions?