I don’t folded my laundary pero putting it away ain’t in my cards rn

Almost had a grippy sock moment with the lady 😅

a man is crying with a tear coming out of his eye . ALT: a man is crying with a tear coming out of his eye .

I’m still learning the controls and my play style

a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and making a face . ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and making a face .

I’m hypothetically making Kremas and remembered I had to bust open some coconuts to do it

Never going to that barber again 🤦🏿‍♂️

Do you want to build a snowman got me crying rn

Y’all better not look at me crazy when I randomly start yelling Mustard 🤷🏿‍♂️

They said I’m drippy 😏

“Fuck a double entendre I want yall to feel this shit!”
Aight Kendrick…I’m listening

Kendrick dropped and they wanna have a meeting in the office 😒

66° and I’m dying

I left my house without a jacket now I’m freezing 🫠 How do y’all northerners do it

I got to mentally prepare myself for the “where’s you girl” and “when you having kids” conversation

God really nerfed my height for character development 🫠

I need 7 outfits figured out in the next 2 weeks 🫠

*bourbon

I need to find my teacup for my liquor

Skipped right over the word water 😅

At least it wasn’t akame ga kill 🤷🏿‍♂️

It’s Bourbon Day!!!

After a long day of skeeting

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT???