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John Moorehouse

@jmoorehouse.bsky.social

Husband, son, and dad. Man of letters. Sports nonsense @i81sports.bsky.social Writing about costumed murder gymnastics @imhwrestling.bsky.social.

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my view is if you're posting anything other than The Horrors, it doesn't make you a bad person. You're just trying to find joy in the small things to keep sane. It's not apathy, it's a part of being human.

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

One does not build a giant over reaching police state and then just dismantle it for no reason. There will always be some nebulous enemy to justify their atrocity

10.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This week, @jmoorehouse.bsky.social explains why Joey Aguilar has no business playing more college football. This column is brought to you by Uptown Cheesesteak Company, located at 114 Broad Street in Kingsport. Mention I-81 Sports and get 10% off your order.

LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...

08.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary

04.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 637    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Given his usual response to any questioning, it's a surprise Mike Johnson didn't reflexively say he hadn't seen the Bible.

03.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More From the Crow's Nest! πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈπŸ“Ό

Our series on Portland Wrestling continues... This week we look at available footage from November 1977.

LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/02/01/f...

01.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As tensions build with Canada, many young Republicans are expressing concern about their future ability to visit their girlfriends.

29.01.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 10

Congratulations to the Kamala Will Take Your Guns crowd

27.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2295    πŸ” 416    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 12

My favorite Bond flick

26.01.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does #Vols PG Ja'Kobi Gillespie have a problem in crunch time?

The numbers suggest he does. @jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores in this week's column for I-81.

LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...

26.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me full of Jameson's and cereal party mix which is just a conglomerate of butter and various salts

26.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two true statements:

1️⃣ #Vols would be screwthings that seem opposed can be true:
hout Ja'Kobi Gillespie.

2️⃣ Gillespie has been a liability during winning time in close games.

@jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores and explains in his weekly column

LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...

25.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want a shirt of our DWJ/Brody King collab…you got a week. Courtesy of Edgemen Printing.

You have even less time to get our comic.

You should definitely get both. All proceeds go to MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee.

19.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 31

This has been true for weeks, but today I just have to say it: caring about football nowadays feels ridiculous. You will still see Pats content from me for the same reasons you have been: it’s my job and I hope it provides a distraction.

But above all else, stay safe. Hold your loved ones. Resist.

24.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

I’m trying to understand Republicans’ latest interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. You can now be executed by federal agents if you possess a firearm? Even after you are disarmed? I’m just trying to keep your position straight on this β€œshall not be infringed” stuff.

24.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2710    πŸ” 786    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 31

The darkest timeline? Perhaps. The dumbest timeline? Definitely.

24.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the Crow's Nest, our series exploring the old Portland wrestling territory, continues. This installment covers October 1977.

#wrestlesky #prowrestling #oldschoolwrestling #Portlandwrestling

LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/01/23/f...

23.01.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DHS version

DHS version

White House version

White House version

The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.

22.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2271    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 128

Or that next quarter pounder had the necessary courage

21.01.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Transfer Portal Report - I-81 Sports I-81 Sports is tracking incoming and outgoing players in the transfer portal for Tennessee, ETSU, and Virginia Tech.

The #CFB #transferportal is closed but moves are still happening.

1️⃣ #Vols add a local player and veteran from App State

2️⃣ The latest on #ETSU comings and goings

3️⃣ #Hokies made two Saturday additions

LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...

18.01.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NFL PLAYOFF PARLAY

J.T. Chadwell has a five-leg parlay on Sunday's two postseason games in our Play of the Day

LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...

#POTD #sportsbetting #NFLparlay #NFLplayoffs #Rams #Bears #Texans #Patriots

18.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NFL PLAYOFF PARLAY

The divisional round of the #NFLPLayoffs starts this afternoon. J.T. Chadwell has you covered with this three-leg parlay.

LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...

#POTD #NFLparlay #sportsbetting

17.01.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The portal closes...

As the transfer portal closes, here's the latest for @Vol_football, @ETSUFootball and @HokiesFB

Check out our Transfer Portal Report.

LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...

17.01.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrifying

16.01.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning!

16.01.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight @hntdove.bsky.social reposted me on here, so I'm gonna be useless for the next few days, thanks

16.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.

16.01.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12065    πŸ” 2338    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 126

beat me to it

15.01.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."

15.01.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3748    πŸ” 871    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 32

a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing

is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?

how big is "a piece" of broccoli?

do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?

what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?

these are deeply unserious, wicked people.

14.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1872    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 18