Me when a new cute guy starts talking to me: This will only end in disaster! This will only end in disaster!
11.11.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@parkitect.bsky.social
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Me when a new cute guy starts talking to me: This will only end in disaster! This will only end in disaster!
11.11.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me in Palm Springs for Pride: Helloooo, New YORK!
08.11.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Immediately post-haste right now
05.11.2025 20:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When the man u were flirting with enters a relationship so now u have to wait at least 6 months until they open their relationship so u can flirt with him again ๐๐ฅ
05.11.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And YES it was really hot
02.11.2025 13:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Got really drunk on Halloween and made out with Luis at the bar in front of his friends
02.11.2025 10:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0On Monday I got a tarot TikTok about Halloween (with less than 50 likes and 0 comments) and they said, "ur gonna have a weird mix of ur past friendships/relationships coming together" and today my HS friends invited me to a party and my Luis invited me out w his friends within 15 min of each other
01.11.2025 00:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They just don't Get It yet
25.10.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel like a small way of improving my life would be to start calling every meal Supper
24.10.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me at the bar: Fall in love with me! Anyone! Anyone at all!
Someone: Hey--
Me: Not you โ๏ธ
Ma ma ma MANiFEST
19.10.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm manifesting that this hot punk rock guy I follow on Instagram will fall in love with me. It's going to happen
18.10.2025 22:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My biggest pet peeve with men lately is that I've been told so many times that I look hot without my glasses on. Like stfu. I'm hot regardless... leave me alone...
18.10.2025 04:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So anxious about it though because I was pretty sloshed and it happened so fast. Like one minute he was showing me his professional headphones, then the next we're naked
13.10.2025 13:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0TMI but that was literally the hardest I have ever been fucked in my life and I do not. Want to move. Staying in bed, incoming
13.10.2025 13:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Luis picked me up yesterday morning, I had been awake since 2 and he worked overnight. We went back to his place and fell asleep. Woke up and we were wrapped around each other. Went to lunch, then went to a grocery store and he held my hand through the aisles. I don't know!
04.10.2025 15:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I can tell I was going through something really intense here but I just don't remember what exactly
04.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wish Love wasn't mythical
30.09.2025 02:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me: I'm such an enigma and no one understands me or what I'm feeling...
Also me: [Through a megaphone] I'm sad all the time !!!!!! I'm sad all the time !!!!!! I'm sad all the time !!!!
It's very apparent that my mental state is unraveling but I'm gonna buy a cute sweater that I'll never wear, so everything is actually fine!
27.09.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hello my little flowers! I am caving into myself
26.09.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me when my friends throw me in the middle of the dance rhombus at the shape club
25.09.2025 19:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think everything is pointless and I am lonely and nothing really matters
25.09.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sitting down and eating lunch, just watched a guy at a table in front of me send $55 to a contact named "Love โค๏ธ" and then sent a text saying, "Just wanted to do something nice for you โค๏ธ"
Like when's it gonna be my turrrrrrrrrn ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Me pulling into downtown Sacramento: Hello, New York!
14.09.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I saw Luis for the first time since he dumped me two years ago, he gave me a couple of disposable cameras I had left at his place. We talked for a while and then he gave me a long hug, then he lightly bit my ear and I've been like... annoyingly horny ever since...
01.09.2025 19:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No one ever talks about the hosting crisis in the gay community
31.08.2025 09:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐๐
25.08.2025 12:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hello
24.08.2025 22:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0