Little Critter

All I did was kiss him and he sucked me off for a bit but my brain is so evil and now I think I am going to die

Taking an emergency Lyft home because my mouth just tastes like chemicals and it's making me anxious!

I just ran out of a hookup midway through because it tasted weird when I kissed him and it finally clicked in my brain that it was, in fact, m*th

The number of times I've started talking to a guy and within a week their pet dies isn't more than 3, but it /is/ more than 1

Basically what we're gonna do is dance

I'm plagued by fantasy!

One thing about me is that I never would have guessed Tate McRae was big enough to merit an arena tour. Another thing about me is that I am hungry and will be buying chips to eat my tinned mussels with. Another thing about me is that I am so lazy

I love ginger ale! With a splash of cranberry juice, to boot...

NSFW but I have a friend who likes to record videos of me when I see him, and occasionally he sends me a photo of him watching them on his TV. This must be how Ryan Bones feels

I feel so desensitized to porn and sex, and it's taking a toll on my personal life bc I feel almost immune to attraction. I want to fuck but I get so bored. Everything is the same

Richard we should link later is a really good lyric imho

Um... crank it

Life has been so inconsistent and weird lately. I'm tired of being alone but then I go out and hang out with people and I end up feeling so much worse. The walls are closing in around me!

I just get so nervy

Um hi

Todd is moving to Austin and we are on good terms again. And I might go on a road trip with him to get there because that sounds fun to me

Me making the the same mistakes over and over: I'm so glad the ice I'm tracing a figure eight on over and over is so thick and sturdy! Let's go another round! 😌❤️

And they say you can't have leg day in jeans

Waiting for the buff Latino with neck tattoos to notice and love me. Love me! Love me for who I am! Take me away! Take me away from all of this...

Listen, I'm not perfect. But I am a mess, which is so chic

I need to start doing this on the bus instead of watching TikTok

I think this is the year that I stop caring in a beautiful, new, exciting way

Hello my little flowers

Me every day

I think me not having any Real Life friends is going to work out in a really depressing way

I needed this

Me in San Diego in February 🧍‍♂️

I'm bazooble. Yabba deeba dabba dooba

Me talking about a post I made that got 2 likes: Yeah my post about being depressed went viral on Bluesky the other day...