Erin can do it with a broken heart

Erin I am not having a good time 😭

Ugh that was so scary

I’m out. I can’t watch this anymore.

Oh my god this game is such bullshit 😭

This is so embarrassing I’m so mad 😭

So bad. 😭

She’s from Pittsburgh? Ew.

It's just always nice to see Republicans eat shit. Great feeling

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

So hey to all the “there won’t be elections and they don’t matter” folks:

Elections happened. They mattered.

It’s hilarious to me that he’s so universally annoying that it wasn’t clear which side I was on. 🤣

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

😭

a man is standing in front of a wall and saying `` shut up ! shut up ! shut up ! '' . Alt: Chandler Bing is standing in front of a wall (holding a couch) and saying “shut up! shut up! shut up!”

Me whenever Tony Romo talks

How about wanting to punch Tony Romo in his dumb face?

💜

You think about all the interviews you did talking about the pudding or all the interviews you passed on because you didn’t want people to think you wanted that pudding too much. You leave the awards show hungry and confused.”

everything inside you screams . . . “GIMME THAT PUDDING!!”

Then comes the adrenaline dump, followed by shame. You didn’t even want the pudding and here you are upset that you didn’t get it.

The worst part of being nominated for any award is that despite your best efforts, you start to want the pudding. You spend weeks thinking about how it doesn’t matter and it’s all just an honor and then seconds before the name of the winner is announced,

Amy Poehler, in her book Yes, Please:

“Getting nominated for an award is very exciting. Anyone who says it is not is either lying or on a very strong beta blocker. You have a one-in-five chance of getting the pudding! That being said, I have not won very often. Always a bridesmaid, I guess…

A group of henchmen, from The Venture Brothers. they are wearing yellow jumpsuits, over black leotards.

Why are the Steelers dressed like The Monarch’s henchmen?

I can only get skylight to actually upload a video like 20 percent of the time, so let’s see if I can upload here instead. 🙃

I need help deciding what to wear..

I have a hard time picking favorites, but Opalite is definitely a standout for me…and Elizabeth Taylor pops into my head regularly. 😁

Debbie! I was going to ask what you thought of the album. I’m loving it. The video for The Fate of Ophelia is SO GOOD! ❤️❤️❤️

I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.

(but also fuck Stefon Diggs 🙁)

I’ve yelled “FUCK YOU STEFON DIGGS” like 4 times

I’m not wearing white, but I’m not AT the game, so…🤣