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Mitchell Starc scored 77 today in the second Ashes test.

Australian women's captain and Mitchell Starc's wife, number 7, Alyssa Healy raising her bat in celebration.

Beautiful tribute to his wife by Mitchell Starc in the second #Ashes test.

England second innings 6 for minus 43 #bazball #ashes

Most runs at No. 9 in Test cricket

Mitchell Starc is now the top run-scorer at No. 9 in Test history 👏

Overrated, overwhelmed and over all too soon... England's Ashes campaign is following a familiar pattern | The Cricketer England's preparation has clearly been inadequate. Australia's weakened side have performed admirably. But it feels, right now, as if a regime has been exposed

Overrated, overwhelmed and over all too soon... England's Ashes campaign is following a familiar pattern | ✍️ @georgedobell.bsky.social

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Highest partnership for 7th wicket in 4th innings of a Test match ft. Justin Greaves and Kemar Roach

Highest partnership for 7th wicket in 4th innings of a Test match ft. Justin Greaves and Kemar Roach

Mark Zuckerberg says anyone not wearing AI glasses in the future will be at a disadvantage | Fortune Zuckerberg said immersive smart glasses could bring the idea of the metaverse to fruition.

I hate these fucking dweebs so much

https://fortune.com/2025/07/31/mark-zuckerberg-meta-ray-ban-smart-glasses-ai/

ENG improve from trailing by 44 runs at the close of day 2 to only trailing by 43 runs at the close of day 3

#AUSvENG

Sorry you're feeling poorly mate. Sleep early tonight, get up early, and get out and do something. An early start (unusual for me) sometimes breaks me out of a funk. ❤️

6 down and still 43 behind.

If poms can't compete in Adelaide, Boxing Day Test will be ceremonial, alas & alack.
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Let's face it, at the moment it looks like if we win this series, it's mainly because of one Mitchell Starc #Ashes

England 6 for minus 43 #Ashes

England 6/-43 at stumps #Ashes

Ice bath, then a bloody good night's sleep for Starc #Ashes 🏏

Carnage at the end of Day 3 might have won Australia this Test and the Ashes. They've timed the day/night conditions to perfection, aided by a couple of poor dismissals earlier into England's innings

Thank you for all the support on the livestream, see you tmrw!

#Ashes #AUSvENG

The question now is deep into day 4 will we get before we go 2 nil up? #ashes

That's stumps on day 3 at the 'Gabba.

England 6/134 still 43 runs behind Australia's 1st innings lead.

See you tomorrow, cricket fans.

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#Ashes

I'm a Canadian by birth with an Australian father (been here most of my life now).

In NA there's a sports phrase I hate: "If you're not cheating, you're not trying"

I grew up curling where if you don't call fouls on yourself, you're kicked from the team/club. 🤷

Scott Boland faced 72 balls today.

No England batter has managed 60.

Make that 4 wickets in hand as Starc gets Smith caught behind for 4.

England 6/128.

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England have brought the deficit down to 50, but they only have 5 wickets in hand.

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It’s looking pretty Starc for England. 🏏 #Ashes

Looked to me like the Skipper made him take the review. What a shocker!

another cheating English cunt smashes the cover off the ball and doesn’t walk #ashes

STARCCCCY!!! 6-fer now with still 49 to get. Get in!!! #ashes

Daft review. Just walk.

waste of a review by Smith
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Fair play to Smith. Funny to burn a review on that. Showing some good comedy variety after his work behind the stumps. #Ashes 🏏

Parade of red-faced nonces looking glum in the crowd. Blow your shit trumpet now you fucking cunts. #ashes

Had to be. I think they were amazed by how lovely a take it was from Carey too.

Even I could tell that was a guard clip sound from the tv. Maybe they heard 2 noises on the ground and thought bat first?
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