Nick Gossert

It felt like three very different short films, with massively different tones, stitched together with very little consideration for overall coherence.
And that somehow isn’t a complaint. The tone shifts and dead end plot points somehow compliment the themes and aesthetics of the narrative.

I like this idea of dinosaurs as chunky boys.
Jurassic park would have been a lot more fun if these darlings were wobbling towards people and nobody ran but just turned and hugged the dorky cuddle beasts.

Such a weird show memory to accept as real.

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“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

This makes me miss Twisted Toyfare Theater.

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the real fantasy of Power Rangers as a kid was the idea of having four friends who wanted to spend time with you

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Great movie, great theme song, and you can practically smell the vodka on Lon Chaney Jr's breath through the screen!

You seem a little worked up, little fella. Do you need a snack, a wank, or a nap?

A little pro tip for weirdos meeting stars: showing up clutching a small bag and angrily insisting that you have to speak to the star in private will almost certainly not get the results you're hoping for.

And that goes double for Giuseppe Ferlini.

Fuck all the way off.

What the absolute fuck is this?
Do you have some kind of humiliating kink that is bleeding over into your coverage of this batshit horror show?

And that goes double for Giuseppe Ferlini. 😡

These people are utterly insane.

People chanting “what?” At wrestling shows deserve to have their hands crushed with a claw hammer by venue staff.

Oliver looks like he had a rough night.

American media needs to normalize asking "why can't you answer the question, you squirming shit-weasel?" or "what the fuck are you talking about?"

We’re in a nightmare paradox where the secretary of defense is putting the world in danger because his dad never hugged him, but 100% didn’t deserve to be hugged by his dad.

The top military leaders of the United state have been forced to gather and listen to their dipshit “commander in chief ”, and have the perfect chance to reeeaaally drive home the Caligula metaphor.

Trump sharing a deep deep fake video of himself, believing it was really him, might as well be dementia ridden Uncle Junior thinking Larry David is him while watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I think of this line from Chuck Palahniuk novel Invisible Monsters way too often:
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"

It's depressing to think of how we shifted from the Apocalytic horror movies of the 70s and 80s to the promise of advanced sci fi futures that only the young, beautiful, and defiantly cool will understand. And now we live in the hellscape that was accidentally promised by this prediction.

Not sure what's happening here, but it was probably really cool. It could happen again on SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18TH, so get your tickets today at theorientaltheater.com/event/452091

Keystone Cop level bullshit from the Nazi kidnapping squad.