Sir Rosaria★

Does anyone have ricin?

BITCH

Oh nooooooo ^_^ I got someone sent to the dungeons ^_^ ohhhhhhh ohhhh nooooo :((

Oh fuck i’m so free

i wish i had a doggie.

STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT!!!! I HAVE A KEY TO EVERY ROOM ON THIS FUCKING PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seekers Who Are Lovers Cocteau Twins · Milk & Kisses · Song · 1996

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I will fetch the hose.

Noted.

It is next time right now. Do you want sandwiches?

My delinquent son graduated from summer school today!!! Faith has been restored!!

Drove my damn self

Me Want Tacos.

will someone Door Dash for me

Shaved! Bic razor, head to toe.

That sounds… exceptionally painful. But i’m enjoying this too much to care!

I’m the one with the sword though, aren’t I supposed to be in front?

Not that I would… use the sword on him or anything… definitely not.

I have to say that or else they’ll fire me. :(

cocka. . . doodle do

Yes! Cock brows for you!

I must be powerful because nobody has looked me in the eyes since I got rid of them. This has to be a sign from the universe… thank you Maria =:)

Please do. I was just going to do this stamp.

Hmm part two. I don’t know if I feel pain… I haven’t felt in like six or seven years.

I’ll do it anyways.

Yes! Please!! I can’t keep doing this.

Hmm. Rate the pain on a scale of one to ten. Ten being death.

My eyebrows have grown back already. How do you people keep up with this?

(Oprah voice) YOU GET A JOB APPLICATION!!! AND YOU GET A JOB APPLICATION!!!

I’ve got my sights on him. I am planning….

To approach him respectfully, of course.

No, actually.

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Yes. Goodbye.

Ur fault failgirl.