Mr. Oldman

You misspelled farting.

With Damien, uh, Barron first in line.

People who have never really seen combat, or people who really just don’t care about the deaths and suffering that come along with combat?

If you told me that little cat sprouts wings and flies around your house at night I’d have to believe you.

Someone forgot the baseball cap.

I wonder if they see those color trails when they wave their little claws around just like we did in high school.
Not me, but others I assume.

Pretty much.

Pillsbury Proud Boy said what again? Conflict with Iran? Doesn’t like their choices in sofas? Huh?

Just another creep in this administration’s giant bag of creeps led by the rapist-in-chief creep.

From the r/KenM subreddit. Always funny. Always.

a young man is sitting on a bed in a bedroom ALT: a young man is sitting on a bed in a bedroom

We’re THIS close. You’ll know we’re great again when gasoline hits $4.00 a gallon.

Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who d...

Really. No way. Impossible. I’m shocked. Hard to believe. Who knew. Nah. I doubt it. Fake news. Never. Shut up. Nope.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...

People Are Sharing The "Facts" They Were Taught In School That Turned Out To Be Completely Wrong "That tongues have different areas for taste."

If anyone’s interested, www.buzzfeed.com/victoriavoul...

I hate that I read this on stupid BuzzFeed (thanks Google News) but facts are facts no matter where you find them. Kind of embarrassing to learn this at my age, but it’s never too late to teach an old dog…

It’ll disappear. Like magic. Just like Covid did.

What would the cost be? I don’t know, but $1,700,000,000.00 is the first figure that comes to mind.

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As a republican to try and unseat a multi-term Cuban republican in Flori-duh.
You can’t write this kind of comedy.

As far as Putin’s concerned, “Whaddaya gonna do about it, America?”
He knows we have a draft dodger-in-chief and a bunch of I ain’t sending my kids that’s what poor people are for chickenhawks in this administration.

Trump says rising oil prices ‘a very small price to pay’ for ‘safety and peace’ President Trump said Sunday that increasing prices of oil are “a very small price to pay” for “safety and peace” amid the U.S. conflict with Iran. “Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly wh…

More like a small price to pay to keep him in the White House and out of rapist prison amirite?

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That’s how he treats everyone he considers suckers and losers. Magats get a red hat, those who give their lives for one of his whims get a white hat, and Putin gets whatever he wants.

Of course.

What a chump.

It’s as obvious as the nose on our faces that trump is in Putin’s pocket about as deep as Putin is in trump’s fat ass.

Everyone knows birds aren’t real. When was the last time you saw a baby pigeon? Huh?

Wormhole pin? That’s the 4 digit code you need to enter the wormhole. It says it right there in the thing.

Well, that was easy and took about a minute. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Senator mocked ‘green energy crap.’ His house runs on it. Montana Republican Tim Sheehy voted to scrap solar tax credits after installing panels and battery storage at his Bozeman home.

I got my tax break. You want yours? EFF YOU!

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Yeah, yeah, I know. Still funny.

A 5-year-old boy was left alone in a hospital on the day of his heart surgery. His anesthesiologist adopted him. After adopting young True, Dr. Amy Beethe also adopted True's sister, and then found homes for his four other siblings.

I hate to post anything from this tainted news source, but this story is too beautiful not to.

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Nope. No we didn’t. Not until that fat fuck and his rape buddies are imprisoned.