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Mark Berrong

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At the Nevermore film festival in Durham, NC last weekend, I was lucky enough to catch America's sweetheart @billcorbett.bsky.social in Joe Scrimshaw's "Dead Media." Really fun horror-comedy!

02.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rot used to be more metaphorical, right?

02.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have lost a decade of our life to an evil idiot…a dolt. A moron. One of the most racist and dumbest humans on the planet.

10 years.

27.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4058    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 84

Was it kinetic? If it's kinetic then it's OK.

25.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD needs them to scooch over pretty soon.

25.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It could be 100% true and no one would believe it because Trump.

18.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, he definitely skips leg day.

18.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me irrationally angry. Nicely done.

17.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those look amazing.

17.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If someone is willing to help me with car trouble, they get to stay in my country.

15.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a sandwich shop in New Orleans, I gave Natasha Legerro directions to a cemetery.

14.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? β€œate too much blood at dinner feel like I’m gonna bleh” is exactly the kind of thing Dracula would say. Not funny. Some of us haven’t forgiven him for his many crimes

23.12.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

It had a back compartment filled with Transylvanian dirt.

10.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four episodes of this every year until the sun explodes please.

10.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YASSSSS

10.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. β€œYou must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

09.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4864    πŸ” 1097    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16
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🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

08.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7291    πŸ” 3025    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 128

It's a genuinely delightful turn of events.

05.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dracula's Widow!

04.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it actually makes a lot of sense that hitler turned out the way he did when you think of how it must have affected him as a baby having to fight off all those time travelers

15.09.2023 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 836    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

That’s adorable.

01.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And again, every accusation is a confession. Ear cartilage doesn't heal, yet his ear looks fine.

28.01.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presbyopia will come for you one day, too.

26.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE goon in front of a Klan robe in front of flames and krosses, border lettering reads FUCKKK ICE with KKK insignias at corners

ICE goon in front of a Klan robe in front of flames and krosses, border lettering reads FUCKKK ICE with KKK insignias at corners

24.01.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

06.01.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 18853    πŸ” 4720    πŸ’¬ 908    πŸ“Œ 394

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

04.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 867    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 8
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Kalen Dion is not wrong. πŸ˜³πŸ‘‡

27.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1675    πŸ” 631    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 57

Time for phrenology to make a comeback.

27.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of watching Trump's speech tonight, watch a Rob Reiner movie!

17.12.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 912    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 20

Just a heads-up: if I don't get my standard 37 dolls for Xmas this year, I will go apeshit.

16.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0