@markberrong.bsky.social
Hugely impactful for me, Frank. Cheers!
25.11.2025 01:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
I'm perfectly fine with having her be OUR useful idiot for once.
18.11.2025 15:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The irony is that "Quiet, piggy!" is exactly what St. Peter plans to tell Trump.
18.11.2025 15:23 β π 823 π 150 π¬ 34 π 8We're definitely bombing Venezuela today, right?
13.11.2025 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Starting to think that the drunk lumberjack from Real World Boston might not have been the best choice for Secretary of Transportation.
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Oh, well said indeed.
04.11.2025 14:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but ultimately he was a terrible person responsible for the deaths of many under false pretenses.
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30.10.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was scrolling past and originally read that as "Sturdy in Brown". I kinda prefer it.
30.10.2025 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FINALLY
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This meme's gonna have legs I think.
21.10.2025 16:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible.
We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody.
All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
Dead-eyed homunculus
02.10.2025 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shhh shh shh NO ONE KNOWS MY SECRET
02.10.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know, weβre not so different you and I. Iβve got my head stuck up my own ass, and youβve got your entire asshole wrapped around your own head. Different sides of the same coin.
01.10.2025 18:08 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He couldn't do it.
01.10.2025 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Flagg was more qualified, and he didn't cheat at chin-ups.
30.09.2025 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those black generals probably loved that bit about not being able to say N-words.
30.09.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm guessing he's Bogota-sober.
30.09.2025 18:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve never made it through the whole episode.
29.09.2025 20:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, heβd 100000% have a crypto thing going on
28.09.2025 04:00 β π 3273 π 363 π¬ 70 π 15Mark Normand and Sam Morrill are surprises for me. Really liked those guys.
28.09.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Give me fuel, give me fire
Give me space cause Iβm a crier
Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.
25.09.2025 22:13 β π 431 π 141 π¬ 5 π 3Itβs all the same web. Telling that they havenβt released the names of the ICE detainees shot in Dallas. They probably didnβt know their names.
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