shout out to the trans masc at the play party who complained to me that everyone is a bottom and he just wants to be spanked and then got annoyed when i tried to chat instead of jumping on his passive aggressive come on and then he just ignored the people i tried introducing to him. good luck bro
28.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0just wait until my zines make it big and i have like $30 and a shit load of gay stickers
27.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0anything thai with peanut sauce
26.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0hi, there's a whole lot of the bay that doesn't have fucking waymos
26.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's cool how instead of doing the tremendous and often heartbreaking work of unpacking internalized white supremacy as a white person you can just make a bunch of money and give it to someone. it's live how you used to be able to pay the vatican to get your dead relatives into heaven
25.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*chat pile voice* why did the chicken cross the road? WHY??
11.08.2024 01:23 — 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0it's literally the stuff the internet is made out of!
23.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they closed it yesterday too! why
23.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0dude even months later I still crack up at the moment on chat pile's live album when he says "y'all got arby's here??" to near silence from the crowd of dutch metalheads
20.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0why are the gen z kids talking about being other people's pussy so much?
17.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i'm having a really fucking nice time in my life
18.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0there's glitter on my deodorant stick 💖
21.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i'm having a really fucking nice time in my life
18.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0oh!
18.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that TJs is often especially filled with a kind of old white person that i find exhausting to be around lol
18.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why are the gen z kids talking about being other people's pussy so much?
17.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
freckle from caleb gallo saying "oh, tuesday light me up" with a sort of wistful look on their face
caleb in response saying "what does that mean?"
freckle smiles mysteriously
03.12.2024 17:13 — 👍 79 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0telling my partners i have a date when i actually don't just to get a little hit of naughty dopamine
17.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good luck sprig, you got this
17.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
artists love to spend years working on their projects which are hit or miss
AI makes art in an instant—it is flawless and it has iron man 100% of the time
when you tongue her injection mark
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ppl are all "babybirding is gross" but then when i comes to cum swapping everyone thinks its "really hot"??
16.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0planting vegetables is the opposite of AI
15.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0seeds!
15.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*to my therapist*
am i original??? 🥺
🤙🏻
12.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0carta?
12.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0did you check the freezer?
12.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0eating them out down, then up again... chumbalingus
12.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0