@oopsitsjosh.bsky.social
📱 chronically online. 🍬 gummy bear enthusiast. 🌊 new england zaddy.
…he emerged from his cave for a moment of sunshine. back to hibernation he retreated, satisfied.
22.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
another brief check-in.
03.01.2026 21:40 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
i’ll be brief.
01.01.2026 21:24 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
fri-day, thigh-day.
28.06.2025 00:17 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
do you like my new hat? 🌭
04.06.2025 20:15 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
i’m a slut for an old mirror in an old inn.
18.04.2025 21:55 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
collect em all.
12.04.2025 15:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
and on the seventh day, dad took a nap. 😴 #lazygaysunday
23.03.2025 23:49 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DM’d ya! 😚
23.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it’s wednesday.
19.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 62 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
dad vibes restored. 🧖🏻♂️☀️🕶️
02.03.2025 17:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
wash your hands. [good boy]
23.02.2025 12:41 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0sorry i’m late, i was doom scrolling watching that lady in chicago give dogs treats through her window 🐕
22.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh hi 👀
19.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😚 😏
17.02.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0robes = yes 👏🏼
17.02.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
day off, pants off.
17.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 53 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0co-star: listen to a song that reminds you of who you are.
me: hey siri, play father figure by george michael.
i love a layer.
10.02.2025 13:58 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0preloading my touchtunes with $30 to play abracadabra tonight back2back2back [& one celine - it’s all coming back to me now, 7 minute version]
07.02.2025 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there’s construction on the floor below my office and i’m 99% sure they are going to saw around me like a loony tunes episode. 👀🪚🕳️
07.02.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
makin seasonal depression less depressy
03.02.2025 00:48 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
new platform, new ‘stache.
25.01.2025 20:31 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my bluesky is inspired by the iconic 2013 amanda bynes tw*et where she “switched to lowercase font”
thanku, amanda.
on bluesky, we all fam. 🫶🏼
25.01.2025 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
