Electrocu-Ted

Please let Danhausen show up & cost Balor the match. #wwe #EliminationChamber

Absolutely. Every time he does a presser to announce an attack he is legit at his most excited. He is so fired up about this shit. Clearly gets a rush from it.

The streak starts today. Just in time for the shitty weather tomorrow.

I have a hot date with my bike after work today. That'll be workout number two. Of the year.

Relevant.

You know what? Do something to make things better.

Teaching a 1st aid & cpr class today. A great distraction and a skill set that sadly we'll all be needing soon.

Agreed. This is also a first aid class. It's a good foundation class to build on.

I'm teaching a CPR class today. Great distraction for me.

EVERYONE NEEDS CPR. Sign up for a class. Asap. Learn how to help your family, neighbor, coworker, fellow protestor

It's taken a while but my friends know this & so invite me to everything. And they act like it's a big deal when I do go to something and they are all cool with me leaving early.

First bike ride of the year! Felt amazing to be outside in the sun.

Son just texted me to let me know that ICE is in his town (DeSoto, KS) and detained one of his classmates on his way to school. They detained a kid; who eventually made it to class but was a traumatized shell of himself.

Freshly Dead

Nope. Ignorant and hateful people writing laws that impact so many more people than the ones designed to be hurt by them. I'm so sorry. Your moral safety is important and is being violated at work. Damn, Stacy I'm so sorry for you and everyone impacted.

I hate how in my job it matters who is in office (funding, etc). There is no way in hell that working where you work should be impacted by politics. I am so sorry.

Bend the knee or die

Same. I sleep in a HugSleep deal (under my weighted blanket & with my pregnancy pillow thing-totally normal)

Update: I've been told that only I notice it.

Cut a significant amount of length off my beard & learned that the last parts of my face that aren't gray go right around my mouth. I look like I had cigar explode on me.

That's three firms of self care. Great job, Alan!

ACAB includes John Mahoney

An Old Fashioned served up in a retro glass.

Old fashioned night

A tortoiseshell cat (Poop) sleeps on a pair of jeans. There is a blurry pair of vans sneakers at the end of the jeans.

Got a little Poop on my jeans

oh man, he's gonna SUPER bomb Iran today isn't he?

lol just the battery was shot so it was stuck in a bootloop. it was over 5 years old.

my phone was broken for over two weeks and would only stay on for about a minute. No way I was wasting what little time I had on it w/ doomscrolling. It has gotten way easier since then.

Clumsy ass

Had the new phone a week so I was waaaaay overdue to crack the screen. Took care of that today.

Nothing ever prepares me for the weirdness of sitting on a warm toilet seat.

Thanks!