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Fulkery

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Well zoot alors, I reckon

02.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

during my next rap battle i’m going to compare them to the gross little strings you have to pull off of your banana

02.03.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of a gosling facing to the right, with a caption underneath saying 1998 Honda CBR.

A photograph of a gosling facing to the right, with a caption underneath saying 1998 Honda CBR.

Strange Honda

02.03.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me: *marching to the beat of my own drum*

librarian: stop it

02.03.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At 2:00am, I received an emergency alert on my phone about nearby tornadoes. It said to seek shelter immediately!

Anyway, I read about it when I woke up this morning.

02.03.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean you haven’t memorized your entire house in the dark?

02.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A mob hit but it’s me waiting in the backseat w a daisy chain I’ll use like piano wire to pull their head back & give em a lil kiss

02.03.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*picks up Modelo tall-boy.

β€œHmmm, I really do need to name my imaginary character’s imaginary horse.”

*sips

02.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay a challenger keeping up with a dump truck is not exciting drama.

02.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(at a job interview) you'll see on my resume under "special skills" that i am actually able to sweat to any genre of music, and not just Oldies

01.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Picard sure loves to wear a slutty little robe

01.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna get ratio'd by my dad

01.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have confidence in your abilities

02.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Some guy in the movie β€œRapid Action”

Some guy in the movie β€œRapid Action”

Argue all you like. May the women and gender-open men rejoice.

01.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m CIS af but this dude in Rapid Action has noteworthy lips.

01.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, anything connected to Musk is pretty fucking dumpster too

01.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maple syrup is bomb ass mfer shit

01.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Citizens United counter argument cold, corporations cannot be jailed.

01.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Supported

01.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me make it more clear: Every mention of AI in your product reduces my chances of paying for it significantly. It absolutely eliminates the chance of me buying stock in it.

01.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just eagerness, babe.

01.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rum’n’butt stuff

01.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like lingerie
But sometimes it tries too hard
A roll in the hay
Waking up in the backyard
[O+ leaves a lot of kidney donation eligibility]

01.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

here's to the unavoidable horrors of the coming week

01.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i went to your poetry jam so you owe me a kidney

01.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The aliens aren't even picking up the phone anymore

01.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Here I am, rock me like I'm Herman Cain

01.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The coolest playground slides

The coolest playground slides

I want to attach this to my front door. It would give me incentive to actually leave the house

01.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunnicula! Bunnicula!

01.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0