*picks up Modelo tall-boy.
βHmmm, I really do need to name my imaginary characterβs imaginary horse.β
*sips
*picks up Modelo tall-boy.
βHmmm, I really do need to name my imaginary characterβs imaginary horse.β
*sips
Okay a challenger keeping up with a dump truck is not exciting drama.
02.03.2026 00:46 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0(at a job interview) you'll see on my resume under "special skills" that i am actually able to sweat to any genre of music, and not just Oldies
01.03.2026 23:24 β π 146 π 21 π¬ 9 π 0Picard sure loves to wear a slutty little robe
01.03.2026 23:31 β π 107 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0I wanna get ratio'd by my dad
01.03.2026 23:31 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I have confidence in your abilities
02.03.2026 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some guy in the movie βRapid Actionβ
Argue all you like. May the women and gender-open men rejoice.
01.03.2026 23:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm CIS af but this dude in Rapid Action has noteworthy lips.
01.03.2026 23:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, anything connected to Musk is pretty fucking dumpster too
01.03.2026 23:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maple syrup is bomb ass mfer shit
01.03.2026 23:29 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Citizens United counter argument cold, corporations cannot be jailed.
01.03.2026 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Supported
01.03.2026 23:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let me make it more clear: Every mention of AI in your product reduces my chances of paying for it significantly. It absolutely eliminates the chance of me buying stock in it.
01.03.2026 23:13 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs just eagerness, babe.
01.03.2026 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rumβnβbutt stuff
01.03.2026 22:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I like lingerie
But sometimes it tries too hard
A roll in the hay
Waking up in the backyard
[O+ leaves a lot of kidney donation eligibility]
here's to the unavoidable horrors of the coming week
01.03.2026 20:14 β π 17 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0i went to your poetry jam so you owe me a kidney
01.03.2026 20:57 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0The aliens aren't even picking up the phone anymore
01.03.2026 21:00 β π 37 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0Here I am, rock me like I'm Herman Cain
01.03.2026 21:18 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The coolest playground slides
I want to attach this to my front door. It would give me incentive to actually leave the house
01.03.2026 21:28 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
01.03.2026 14:56 β π 31 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0Whales are the only animals that sing happy birthday to each other.
Whales are incredible.
01.03.2026 15:02 β π 118 π 7 π¬ 9 π 1breaking: hhs secretary rfk jr is donning his official jeans to bench press the bodies of the fallen soldiers
01.03.2026 15:10 β π 105 π 18 π¬ 2 π 0I get it, doggo, I wasnβt done after the first poop of the morning either.
01.03.2026 15:34 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0if i backed over a monkey with a stuffed orangutan i don't need to report it do i?
01.03.2026 14:43 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I would like to become a shiny yet haunted artifact on a warm mantel
01.03.2026 04:34 β π 71 π 28 π¬ 1 π 0Talking shit about you with the babbling brook
01.03.2026 03:11 β π 26 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0