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Hans, Faffing πŸΊπŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

@hansfaffing.bsky.social

Natural Colors. Unnatural properties. 18+ ❀️🐯 Links to things: HansFaffing.com Telegram Art-I-Make Channel: https://t.me/HansArtChannel

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Blockbuster, in Pact With Enron, to Offer Demand-Video Technology: In a 20-year deal, the video-rental company will distribute movies via TV set-top boxes and PCs.

Big News!!!!

www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

06.03.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

06.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2601    πŸ” 365    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 11
A monochrome pencil sketch of Coda, an anthropomorphic coyote, as he's freediving. He's wearing a two-piece freediving wetsuit with hood, a weight belt, fins and a mask. His body is facing the viewer, turned very slightly to his left, with his head at the top left of the picture and his fins at the bottom right. Coda's looking to the top right, with some small bubbles close to his face.

A monochrome pencil sketch of Coda, an anthropomorphic coyote, as he's freediving. He's wearing a two-piece freediving wetsuit with hood, a weight belt, fins and a mask. His body is facing the viewer, turned very slightly to his left, with his head at the top left of the picture and his fins at the bottom right. Coda's looking to the top right, with some small bubbles close to his face.

Watching @seawoof.bsky.social's freediving video yesterday really inspired me, so here's the coyote himself as he explores the depths.

06.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Holy shit, tiger

06.03.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.11.2024 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1380    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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2020

13.09.2024 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1473    πŸ” 520    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 18

WHAT
They are literal porch pirate ransoms now?!

05.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2456    πŸ” 1004    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9

I understand and have worked interviewing use cases for most mobile cameras. I think the majority of people buying these are being online brain fried weirdos

05.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really want that zipper! ✨

04.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Hey @atlasdoberman.nub.dog for nub appreciation

05.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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something something nubs @toofytaro.bsky.social

πŸ“Έ: @taver.gay

05.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from article: β€œMeta's glasses have a light in the corner of the frames that is turned on when the built-in camera is recording images or videos.”

Screenshot from article: β€œMeta's glasses have a light in the corner of the frames that is turned on when the built-in camera is recording images or videos.”

They do have that

05.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, be more glaringly obvious would help a lot and clearly they put a lot of work into averting that

But I think people are too shy saying something is creeping them out.

05.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shouldn't have hit that shit, now I'm stuck in sum virtual insanity. . .

05.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to strengthen telling people they’re harshing the vibe.

05.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad vibe!!!! To be around!!!
Even when the snapchat ones came out: ewwwww

05.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it??
Is it wise to take public relations at face value?? πŸ™„πŸ™„
Why is the media in general so wildly okay reprinting this PR drivel. Only took them a decade to stop lauding elon musk.

05.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to be direct!! Eww!!

05.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @bazlandlatex.bsky.social !

05.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So far the customer i know of is that one pro-ICE agitator ass kid posting a video filming other kids at school. So there’s one into the Creep demographic

05.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Rrrrurfff!!!

05.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got horny :V

05.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more worried than ever about how people thought and trusted software was produced *before* this latest trend in production.

05.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I do think there’s an important inflection point between algorithmic, but with bugs aaand generative, but with no core understanding of the tool

05.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love old man yaoi

06.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1351    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even like when someone showed up with an Apple Vision Pro to a part…. My reaction to the zucc specs,.. whew

05.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

They keep getting worse πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
β€œUsers have to activate recording manually or through a voice command, but may not realise their videos and images are sometimes reviewed by humans - as described within Meta's extensive privacy policies and terms of service.”

www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Onion

04.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1825    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3
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Posing for you

Quick gift for @flookie.bsky.social cause he is such a good boy!

#furry #furryart #latex

05.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0