F.L. Everett

07-08-25

Dear Media,

stop giving The Wifebeaters and Coke-Shunters Social Club coverage every time they mask up and hurl their 'legitimate missiles' at a hotel with migrants in. I for one would be content to simply see them being dragged burping into a fucking police van.

Yours,
A STATE PENSIONER

Now that is a rain cloud.

I could not hate AI more.

I cannot tell you how bad.

Oh god. My Oxford Year is too embarrassing. I'm out.

Thought I'd watch My Oxford Year and they've kicked off the intense literary term with an Edna St Vincent Millay poem. 😬

Jesus Christ. Defund the BBC. I don't have words.

Oh you absolutely useless wankers

Hahaha yes

Headlines are now mostly insane.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Love a VR postbox

This is one of the best compliments I've ever had.

Took this joyful pic in St James Park today.

Work request! Reposts welcome. Thank you.

I'm starting to believe that we shouldn't have graduated into the 21st century without first ensuring we had all fully comprehended and mastered the 20th.

I have a lot of luck asking St Anthony to help me find lost things. Who is the saint of unanswered work emails? Is it Joseph?

This is full-fat fascism from a Labour minister. Legitimising the idea that people seeking asylum represent a danger when compared to any other UK citizen is legitimising the far-right. To say that the government 'hears the worries' is to give credence to fascist conspiracy theories.

I think the prevailing climate has made it acceptable for many people to express their dark side. They could go either way based on Overton window, but they choose the easy path of blame when it's available.

I didn't laugh once.

Hurry!

Biiiig police horse stretch

Thank you x

Thank god!

Every single review is a rave. And yet we found it so puerile, leaden and strivingly unfunny, we left after 20 minutes. Came home and watched the original, which remains hilarious.

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You'd open with a bunch of scruffy kids on bikes, exploring, one separates from the group, gets stung, cue his eyes changing colour... opening credits.

'The Eagle's Nest had super interiors.'