grimm 🐝

They're making "free falling" memes to the footage of them falling out of the sky.

"Heh, the Muslims are about to see why Americans don't have healthcare"

*Immediately loses 3 fighters to friendly fire*

“The administration” didn’t find billions for bombs, Congress gave the U.S. military billions for bombs. Trump is just using them up.

Was it woke?

Chart showing the relationship between gasoline futures prices (advanced 2w) and national average gasoline prices

Attacking Iran looks like it will cost US consumers about 40 cents/gallon.

Paula Deen sending a message like she's Chevron is a very funny bit

Tbf while I dont like him I do think he's good at his whole dumb worker guy shtick. People are buying it wholesale.

The cop investigating it getting the autopsy report revealing King was drowned in butter.

Thank you!

I'm seeing loads of people cite this quote but I cannot find it. Does anyone know the source?

"Extraordinary statement by an Iranian Official:

"We are fighting the Epstein Class. They either r*pe kids or bomb kids.”"

A bouquet of whoopsie-daisies

A truly beautiful bird that is a light to medium muted pink color who's feathers cover it like a dress or skirt it has black legs and a very long light pink beak

Roseate Spoonbill bird in flight

Øthe ONION This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won't Published March 26, 2003

Best article from The Onion of all time

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It's like priority 1082 on the list and not a top line issue at all but the weirdly optimistic market this year has truly been wild to watch

Will the markets actually reflect the chaos this morning or will they continue to be weirdly optimistic lol

That is not the goal though.

We bombed the opposition so any claims this is about making Iran a secular democracy go out the window.

If the goal of the US was improving conditions in Iran the obvious answer was normalizing relations conditioned on nuclear monitoring and human rights work, a thing we have done in the past.

Trump also bombed the opposition leaders btw, but even if he had not, that doesn't change that countries get more brutal when attacked, not less.

Some of them are asking for their billion dollars back

There's a kind of person who is seemingly unable to comprehend that countries get more fascist when bombed not less.

YouTube video by Mac Barron Austin Powers Steamroller

youtu.be/y_PrZ-J7D3k

It is somewhat eerie thar this felt inevitable and yet so easy to avoid all at once

It's funny to me when people who love to go on about second order effects of economic policies and the challenges of central planning without local knowledge suddenly drop all of that when it comes to foreign policy.

I'm sorry but if you constantly publish theoretical invasion fantasies of one country and not another you are saying something as a publication.

How many op eds have they published about occupying tel aviv? Or cutting off aid to Israel entirely?

World peace

They don’t usually admit this shit so easily

If you think countries get less fascist when they're being bombed I have very bad news for you.