Melissa Good Piggy 🐽 🇺🇦🌻🤍

Nightly health update.

Two more months seems like eternity.

Never trust anyone who insists on using all three names. Markwayne Mullin is a college dropout and the only current U.S. senator without a bachelor’s degree. His top credential is a two-year associate’s in construction technology. Career plumber. Zero national security experience. JFC.

Sooth yourself with whatever balm works best 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

I agree. I don’t even care about my waistline today. I’m enjoying every sip 😂

I think she’s pretty hideous! She has that Mar-a-lardo mannequin face.

I’m so happy, I’m having a homemade (not by me) chocolate milkshake delivered 😂

I can’t stop laughing. She got all that surgery for nothing and she’s stuck looking like that forever 😂

Who feels like we’re winning?

Fuck off
Bye bitch
No more Air Fuck One for you
Ice Barbie
Dog killer
Face full of plastic

Ditto. It’s refreshing.

Send Barron to the front lines. And follow that up with every Trump grandkid 18+.

Fuck no! They get nothing. JFC. I’m not funding this insane war.

This is what it sounds like when someone actually knows WTF they’re talking about. Clarity. Intelligence. Urgency. We’re starving for this kind of communication right now. Or at least I am.

He breaths life into the world with his predictions 😁

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Our entire government is an organized crime ring.

Now that I got that off my chest, I can sleep.

You really should come around more often. Vermin are welcome here.

More from our dementia expert.

When I look at this guy, I gag a little. I’ve seen too many men like him morph into the thing they swore they weren’t. Clean-cut, white, religious, Texan running as a Democrat. Maybe he is, but I’ve been around long enough to know packaging matters, and this package makes me nervous.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

I saw this and was racing over to pop a bottle of champagne - damn you 😂

Rust Belt decline began in the 1970s. NAFTA was negotiated under Bush in 1992. The opioid crisis exploded in the 2000s. That’s history. Your version is mythology. I’m not debating trolls. Move along.

Clinton’s years produced about 22M new jobs, unemployment near 4 percent and budget surpluses. NAFTA was negotiated under Bush and passed Congress. Welfare reform was bipartisan. If that’s the “greatest assault on workers,” what do you call today’s economic mess?

Fair point, but superdelegates weren’t created in 2016, they’d existed for decades. Clinton also won the pledged delegate majority from voters. Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigned after the email controversy, and Democrats later changed the rules to limit superdelegates.

I’m sorry 😢 it was really beautiful to see.

He seems like a decent guy but we need a fighter and jasmine was all of that and then some.

This is no shade to Talarico. I hope he wins and brings massive change to the state of Texas and to the senate. But two things can be true at once and I simply cannot continue to pretend that we need more white male faces in government. We don’t, we need fewer.

Hillary, Katie, Kamala, and now Jasmine. The most qualified women to run for office lose to unfit men. A reality TV host, a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist. We’re all paying the immeasurable cost. Until we stop choosing men over extraordinary women, we’ll never have what we pretend to want.

She’s a lot of fun and definitely spirited. Hope you’re feeling better (knees -back)