Wilbur 🐶

imagine if you invented nail polish but nobody's invented nail polish remover yet so you're just like "shit i guess my nails are gonna be like this forever"

13.10.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me when I get turned into airpods

13.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WPAFW was lovely. Lube wrestling with a blast. I'm a very happy pup. I'm going to go sleep for four days now.

06.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ik this is super sappy for a post about lube wrestling but it’s what I’m feeling. Pittsburgh’s been such a welcoming community, and it’s provided me a place to live authentically in a way I couldn’t before

03.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I moved to the city one year ago and have since been on a journey of discovering my true, queer, kinky self. A year ago I never thought I could do an event like this, but here I am about to do it this weekend.

03.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A promotional flyer for Lube Wrestle Mania at Club Pittsburgh on Sunday, October 5th, 5-8pm

A month ago I saw a lube wrestling video on reddit and I was like “that looks so fun but what are the odds that I ever find an opportunity to do that” and today this graphic exists.

03.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll be dipping out of WPAFW a little early Sunday to go lube wrestle at Club Pitt! Come support QMNTY Center and see some slippery folks slide around all over each other!

02.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Craft store cashiers when a man buys yarn:

Joann (RIP): professional af, couldn’t care less
Michaels: will ask if you’re shopping for your girlfriend, doesn’t believe you can crochet, may quiz you
Hobby Lobby: slips a chick tract in your bag then reports you as a terrorist for gender nonconformity

29.09.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being a lazy dog today

25.09.2025 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0