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jess πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

@summerlinenss.bsky.social

if anyone needs me i’ll be in the gravy basket || consumed by brainrot || mostly ofmd || nsfw content ahead || ren’s wife πŸ’˜ she/they β€’ queer β€’ 24 https://linktr.ee/opolivebranch

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Anti-war protests 🌎

(From paddystinian)

09.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 900    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

him and franΓ§ois posting this at the exact same time is so cunty of them πŸ’…

10.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, again

09.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdonald glover is yoshi” is the new β€œzendaya is meechee”

09.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chappell Roan films the paparazzi after repeatedly asking them to leave her alone.

09.03.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 66
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing an English Navy uniform, walking through fog with the rest of the Revenge crew in the Republic of Pirates and adjusting a tricorn hat on his head

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing an English Navy uniform, walking through fog with the rest of the Revenge crew in the Republic of Pirates and adjusting a tricorn hat on his head

day 609 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

09.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13695    πŸ” 3002    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 586
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Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

08.03.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2924    πŸ” 869    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

if you find it hard to keep going remember that one day you WILL receive THE push notification

08.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

THIS. If you’re in central Glasgow tonight please close your windows; if you have to be out please wear the best mask you have available. If you can smell it, you’re at risk.

08.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 700    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Alabama set to execute man who did not kill anyone Unless Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey intervenes, Charles β€œSonny” Burton, 75, will be executed Thursday. He is among thousands in America convicted under a controversial felony murder law.

Sonny Burton is set to be executed by the state of Alabama on Thursday. There is a direct line between a government that murders its own citizens and the devaluing of life abroad. The sin has always started at home.

08.03.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1297    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 31
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women ✨

08.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14245    πŸ” 4279    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 42

Listen to a record. Pet your cat. Have some tea. Do anything to remind yourself that other things exist outside of our current situation. It’ll keep.

08.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3
Edward Teach in season 1 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a black t-shirt, a gold chain necklace, and Stede’s black cravat, standing on a beach with his arms raised and looking at Stede out of frame with a baffled expression

Edward Teach in season 1 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a black t-shirt, a gold chain necklace, and Stede’s black cravat, standing on a beach with his arms raised and looking at Stede out of frame with a baffled expression

day 608 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

08.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7263    πŸ” 2956    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9
It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I wantβ€”I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, β€œI know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, β€œYou find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, β€œWell, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, β€œI didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, β€œYou know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

It was going on one, two in the morning, and we were shooting what I felt was an important scene for me, when he makes an attempt to be quote-unquote straight, in a suit, and at the end of it he gets emotional and locks himself in the other room. And I felt like, I’m not getting what I wantβ€”I’m not happy with it. Mike was happy with it. He called me the next day and said, β€œI know you weren’t happy with the scene last night. Believe me, we wouldn’t have gone home if I had felt we weren’t getting it.” And then he sort of became my psychiatrist and said, β€œYou find it difficult to be happy, don’t you? You find it difficult to enjoy things.” And I said, β€œWell, sometimes. Last night was about feeling too tired and not feeling I was reaching what I needed to reach for the scene.” He talked to me then about when he was making, I don’t know whether it was Virginia Woolf or The Graduate. He said, β€œI didn’t enjoy it for a second. I was worried about so many things.” And then he said, β€œYou know, this is never going to happen again quite this way. You should try to allow yourself to enjoy this more. Take a minute a day, and then add a minute the next day, and another minute. Pretty soon, you’ll have hours of happiness.”

The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.

08.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2700    πŸ” 588    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 37
Archie in season 2 episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death, sitting against the window in the galley and looking over at the rest of the crew of the Revenge out of frame while laughing

Archie in season 2 episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death, sitting against the window in the galley and looking over at the rest of the crew of the Revenge out of frame while laughing

Mary Read and Anne Bonny in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, standing in their living room and looking over at Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet out of frame with judgemental expressions

Mary Read and Anne Bonny in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, standing in their living room and looking over at Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet out of frame with judgemental expressions

Auntie and Zheng Yi Sao in season 2 episode 2 of Our Flag Means Death, looking over a map on the Red Flag with thoughtful expressions

Auntie and Zheng Yi Sao in season 2 episode 2 of Our Flag Means Death, looking over a map on the Red Flag with thoughtful expressions

Spanish Jackie in season 1 episode 3 of Our Flag Means Death, holding a dagger to Stede’s nose out of frame in her bar with an unimpressed look on her face

Spanish Jackie in season 1 episode 3 of Our Flag Means Death, holding a dagger to Stede’s nose out of frame in her bar with an unimpressed look on her face

happy international women’s day to them ❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going β€œwow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5367    πŸ” 1512    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 59

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04.03.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

fandoms would be so much better if everyone was a little nicer

07.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Hanging on.
By a thread.
Hanging on.
Shouldn't let go.
If I let go
All will fall
Fingers bleeding
Down to the bone now
Can't let go
Nothing makes sense
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.

07.03.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

The president, breathing heavily and caked with makeup, is incoherently blaming Iran for the October 7 attacks by Hamas

07.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2280    πŸ” 496    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 18
Edward Teach in season 1 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing Stede’s white flowy shirt and black cravat, sitting in the crow’s nest of the Revenge holding a piece of bread and marmalade and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile

Edward Teach in season 1 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing Stede’s white flowy shirt and black cravat, sitting in the crow’s nest of the Revenge holding a piece of bread and marmalade and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile

day 607 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

07.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Saw the TV Glow (2024) πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15
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The music video for Olivia Rodrigo’s charity cover of β€˜The Book of Love’ was filmed by children living in Gaza, Sudan, Ukraine & Yemen.

The video can be found on War Child Records’ official Instagram page.

06.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 12
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Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

06.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1311    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 27
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Remembering Rob Reiner on his birthday 🀍

Nicole Kidman, Rachel McAdams, Sebastian Stan and more share their love for the acclaimed director’s films.

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