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a pale brown bunny tucked into a blanket with the caption "it has gotten better before and it will again"

a pale brown bunny tucked into a blanket with the caption "it has gotten better before and it will again"

reminder 🫶🏼✨

07.05.2025 18:37 — 👍 1887    🔁 287    💬 0    📌 10

Wait, shit there’d be an election for VP. My bad, I forgot they step. To be fair they probably don’t even know it.

30.03.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mile Johnson. He’s Speaker of the House.

30.03.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. It all depends on where the didn’t goes. Vance has proven he can be a monkey. However, he doesn’t have the true narcissistic tendencies heir leader does.

30.03.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then Vance is in charge.

29.03.2025 00:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

What a tool

29.03.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like something a person who did give away war plans would say.

26.03.2025 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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US to import eggs from Turkey and South Korea to ease prices - BBC News A bird flu epidemic has caused egg prices to soar, and projections show they could rise by 41 percent this year.

While the top scientists and researchers leave the US, the Trump government is trying to find someone who will give them eggs. www.bbc.com/news/article...

22.03.2025 06:32 — 👍 3208    🔁 921    💬 272    📌 85

And Putin already broke the cease fire because he knows Trump is a puss face.

20.03.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One week: “The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.' - Elon Musk, February 28, 2025, on the Joe Rogan podcast

A week later: “why are the democrats so mean, that have no empathy” or whatever he whined about on faux “news”

20.03.2025 11:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who would have thought a heroin addict who claims it made him smarter would do something stupid. Who’d’ve thunk it.

20.03.2025 11:32 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to guess that’s not the first time a woman has said that to him.

20.03.2025 11:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

F*ck em!

20.03.2025 11:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Remember this all the time!

19.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 17688    🔁 5521    💬 382    📌 239

And making it worse does what exactly?

20.03.2025 11:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a sad, pathetic waste of human flesh.

20.03.2025 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those a Roman warming rituals, not fires.

19.03.2025 10:38 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ope

19.03.2025 10:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My best friend and I talk a lot too.

19.03.2025 10:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

17.03.2025 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn’t that like a brotherhood? Like, the rapist brotherhood? That definitely sounds like a Trump lead organization.

17.03.2025 17:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet fElon did nazi that coming.

17.03.2025 11:32 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

However I do stand by my last statement. 🤣😂

14.03.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah. Lol, oops. That’s for the correction

14.03.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should just make AOC Senate majority leader. She’s got bigger balls than any of them.

14.03.2025 12:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lots of us do, lots of orhers stayed home, and those left over will never get it.

13.03.2025 22:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They need to trade Jerry jones for Steve McNair #iykyk

11.03.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s good to know the asshole who stole my business can afford you buy a multi million dollar house. I hate rich people.

11.03.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like listening to an ignorant child pretend he knows things. We need Luigi or Joh Wick.

11.03.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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