Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Must be

Ok but wow, that's impressive.

just remarkable how much the executive class of this country misread a complete cultural shift into a tiny popular vote victory largely based on a backlash to inflation because of their own biases

Spring of Deception

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’

*Youngest child THING, arg

...wait is this a youngest child this, is that why I'm like this?

Allianz Field banner with the rebel loon and the phrase we have friends everywhere

Anyways I’m crying

Wuthering Heights was exactly as terrible as I needed it to be 💕

“We fought alongside Americans and came here as refugees…now this draft-dodging son of a bitch is deporting us to Vietnam”

Every day brings me closer to throwing my phone in a swamp and surviving on my vinyl and DVD collection. Maybe I'll get a bonnet.

What happened in Kansas is *exactly* why you need to get rid of Newsom at the primary.

He will not protect trans people.
He will not protect homeless people.
He will not protect anyone.He considers outside of the cultural norm.

... that's Republican shit.

I mean, I don't NOT want The Jacket!

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MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

my cup size? reese's

An orange cat snoozes on a blanket-covered lap, inches from an in-progress cross stitch project.

If I ever gift you a cross stitch, please know it was made with love and also a shit ton of cat hair.

I was so tempted to drop everything and high tail it to the north shore last week

Tiny black goat in a little tunnel, beckoning you

Would'st thou like to live deliciously?

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

Another fun fact: If "Mr. Brightside" were a person, it would be old enough to go to a bar and drink and belt out "Mr. Brightside."

That's so great!!

Bless you, Snowblower Neighbor.

Twin Cities: turn on your damn headlights

Gold medalist in my heart 🥹

Our cat's vet when I was growing up was Dr Purrington, no lie.

I bet he's a monarchist, probably doesn't believe in elections