I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

My first out-loud “oooh” at Yohannes happened less than a minute into this game

Sam Altman @sama · 21h I'd like to answer questions about our work with the DoW and our thinking over the past few days. Please AMA. melissa “cancelled student debt” byrne @mcbyrne · 20h Will you turn off the tool if they violate the rules? Sam Altman @sama Yes, we will turn it off in that very unlikely event, but we believe the U.S. government is an institution that does its best to follow law and policy. What we won't do is turn it off because we disagree with a particular (legal military) decision. We trust their authority

"we believe the U.S. government is an institution that does its best to follow law" not a history buff I take it

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

"WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE" ✨

Minnesota United supporters unveiled an "Andor"-themed tifo ahead of a 1-0 win over FC Cincinnati in the Twin Cities club's home opener. Rebellions are built on hope 🩵

📷: Reddit/u/Legitimate_Treat9249

FUCK ICE chant after the moment of silence for Renee Good and Alex Perretti. #mnufc

A crazy time to NOT HAVE FOREIGN CORRESPONDENTS!!!

Demi Moore “I strenuously object” vibes.

Not one single person at NASA read Adam Higginbotham’s Challenger book.

Honestly my favorite part of this is the referee scolding the crowd when they booed the review result

I assumed this was a metaphor about the maple syrup video, but it’s gloriously real

Weird thing to post on a day when you voted for another one of his appointees. That doesn’t make you look like you care much about democracy

This is critical mass for the right-wing media takeover. It ought to be the same for the realization that big tech was a suicide pill for this country

Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch

Her in the library

DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

I’m thrilled to see some of my favorites landing in the same place. I only wish that the morons running the shell of the Post could feel shame.

It doesn't soften the blow of losing one of the best sports pages in the country. But it is great news for journalism that The Atheltic has the money and smarts to hire good people.

No one is above….

"I thought the joke was distasteful & unfortunate, & I think the way women are represented, it's a great teaching point to really shine light on how women should be championed for their amazing feats. Now I have to sit in front of you and explain someone else's behavior? It's not my responsibility."

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

This is a naked political retribution directed at Minnesotans who defended their cities from ICE's street executions and masked kidnappings

Screenshot of a frame of Nike’s teaser video. This one shows a white Nike swoosh on an emerald green background, with what looks like irregular clumps of vertical, raised lines of texture

Please let this be the Spirit

Starting to see this on Instagram as well, so it’s definitely spreading and being included in commentary as if it’s a real video.

They found him. He died.

Another murder by our immigration goon squads

Supreme Court Says You Can’t File Tort Suits Against Postal Carriers Who Won’t Deliver Mail to Black People According to Clarence Thomas, mail that your mail carrier steals from you is really just “lost,” if you think about it.

You can't sue the government if postal workers accidentally drop the glassware you ordered or lose a letter from your pen pal

The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that this means you also can't sue if postal workers refuse to deliver your mail because you're Black

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Norwegian club Bodø/Glimt up on Inter Milan in the San Siro

People in Milan have to be absolutely SICK of Norwegians at this point

And now a 2-1 victory at the San Siro. Genuinely, Bødo/Glimt beating Inter Milan 5-2 over two legs is one of the most impressive results in European football history

Who called it the French museum director resigning instead of 50 ways to leave your Louvre?

In the video of Trump talking to the US men's hockey team, when he says "I must tell you, we're going to have to bring the women's team, you do know that" as a joke about how annoying it is to have women around, the most painful part for me, are all the hockey players laughing. Actually laughing.

I 4-1 really enjoyed the North London Derby