Very excited to see @timplatt.bsky.social in the GM chair for a big new season of @rudetales.bsky.social !!
05.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Very excited to see @timplatt.bsky.social in the GM chair for a big new season of @rudetales.bsky.social !!
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An image of the three incredible characters from the new Rude Tales campaign and the text: BLUE KINDNESS HIGH. REESE LEPORE FISHER. GM'ED BY TIM PLATT. SCHOOL'S IN SESSION MARCH 17
BLUE KINDNESS HIGH, COMING MARCH 17
05.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 86 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 4BLUE KINDNESS HIGH
04.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Rude Tales of Magic is the best and funniest D&D podcast and they are starting a new arc. Yes its funnier than the one you are thinking of
03.03.2026 23:43 — 👍 96 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 0
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Blue Kindness High: Episode Zero
a drawing of a cartoon termite man named "Cruncho". he has wide staring eyes, wild grey hair, and a cravvat. he is otherwise nude
more @rudetales.bsky.social fanart. Nethermurk may be over but CRUNCHO is forever
03.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Blue to honor Sonic, Kindness to honor Mr. Rogers, and High to honor Afroman. Combine them together and you've got the next great adventure from Rude Tales of Magic
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🎶 I don’t want to wait
For tomorrow’s disclosure
I want to know right now
Who will they be 🎶
PREMIERING MARCH 17, the next great Rude Tale:
BLUE KINDNESS HIGH
Join us for Session Zero tomorrow on the main feed as GM Tim Platt and Ali, Bran, and Joe reveal the identities of these mysterious silhouettes…
Out from behind the walls of Patreon, it’s Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36, the whole campaign, and what’s next...
NETHERMURK HAS ENDED WITH IT’S INCREDIBLE FINALE “SUNDOWNING”! Listen to the WHOLE CAST answer questions, razz each other, announce futures, and sing!
Posted it
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watch the full ep here: youtu.be/XyX5p-pol9c?...
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Sure, there's been a lot of news this week, but hey at least Napoleon's not around anymore!
See the rest of “Rude Tales of Magic Presents: Sense and Feelings 💍” on our YouTube! (@rudetalesofmagic) #rudetalesofmagic #dndpodcast #funnypodcast #comedypodcast #oceans #battlefields
Tomorrow
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Yay! A fourth Agents of S.U.I.T. book out this week, spotlighting Septipus. More hilarity from @johngreenart.bsky.social @drhastings.bsky.social and @patnlewis.bsky.social @01firstsecond.bsky.social "Sides will once again split with laughter across the globe!"
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This week on Rude Talks of Chatting:
An XL ep (nearly 2 hrs!) with the whole crew on mic to close the book on Nethermurk, say goodbye to Chris and Carly, and tease BLUE KINDNESS HIGH
We only know how to do one thing 🤷
23.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Making these shows with my closest friends has been such a highlight of my young, very young, small and young life! I’m shifting my focus to other work now, but I can’t wait to join the hallowed ranks of “listeners who nearly injure themselves from laughing! 💙
23.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 124 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0Being on these shows with such talented and hilarious friends has been a true highlight of my life, but it's time for me to step away from the microphone. I have other projects that demand my focus and I can't wait to share them eventually! I now take my final form as Bucket of Milk #1 fan.
23.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 176 🔁 4 💬 13 📌 1
From the Desk of Bucket of Milk: Since 2019, Ali, Branson, Joe, and Tim have been working tirelessly to derail Carly & Chris’s Professional Lives (Ali especially??). In 2026, we must admit defeat. With the end of Nethermurk, Carly will be stepping away from Rude Tales and Chris will be stepping away from Rude Tales & Oh These, Those Stars of Space to focus on their inconveniently bustling careers! We love them both and will be continuing to subvert their professional accomplishments at every turn (it’s how we show we care!).As a parting gift, we have agreed to pause the poisoning, though we have not been able to reach all of the hired assassins. Deathman Tomas, if you are reading this: Stop. Love you guys! Coexist, Bucket of Milk <3
23.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 160 🔁 4 💬 13 📌 15Watch Sense & Feelings
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Get out of the snow and watch the latest Rude Tales video pod or we’ll make it snow more. Sorry but that’s the rules!
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I managed to get my costume-drama-loving wife to listen to her first entire @rudetales.bsky.social episode by suggesting "Sense & Feelings," so now we keep reminding each other that oceans are now battlefields and we've never been more in love.
21.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A fun thing about obsessively listening to @rudetales.bsky.social is that it leads to involuntarily squawking THAT’S BRANSON REESE within 1 second of hearing a cartoon bartender speak a single line of dialogue in an outrageous Italian accent
21.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 110 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 1Chris looks so wise and stoic delivering his Literary Egg Fact
20.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0As part of a prison work-release program, our own @bransonreese.bsky.social was allowed to write on Netflix's new series STRIP LAW! Binge it this weekend or we will be personally mad at you!!
20.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 128 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2Damn sounds like people should go watch the whole episode on youtube 👀
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