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explaining to the polycule that for the pack to survive through winter you all have to eat the group bottom

i still think about it often. whenever i pitch it to my friends i use that post from them

i am not the one who needs to be told to sleep tight. i am the one who bites.

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

i thought that said morg_naturals

i got boob on the brain

text in the image reads: "so here's the thing about suicide. they never really tell you that it can be a permanent thing. i guess they're afraid you might give up forever if you heard that part. they never really tell you that suicide is quiet. you don't realize you've stopped wanting to live until it's too late. it quickly becomes impossible to talk about; how's the weather? there's so much traffic today! i want to kill myself. somehow, everyone's an expert at being suicidal. they don't tell you what you're going to feel, but they are very good at telling you what you *might* feel, always through the reflective lens of others. be guilty for what it is you're doing to the world. don't feel guilt, sorrow, or regret for yourself. instead, redirect - consider the feelings of: the family, the janitor, the passersby. so i guess what i'm trying to say is, thank you for making a lonely world feel a little less alone, even if only for a little while. i'm sorry for being a coward but i'm not sorry for being alive i'm not sorry for being a deviant i'm not sorry for being a faggot and may the experts learn to act before it's too late, before the conversation becomes untenable, before they take our bodies for themselves."

a clumsily composed letter - thank you to @pupn1k.bsky.social (characters featured belong to bran)

t4c frot

laying on a gooey friend and sinking into em just a little

back at my work computer after my vacation and i just opened my documents folder to this... important business related stuff

was talking with one of my friends about agereg and i was like "i dont do it, but why would i judge it? it's just a different texture of brainmush. i like being a dog."

giving him stockholm could solve a lot of papa's issues mhmhm

grahhh i want to!!!! im gonna soak him in milk and throw him at walls

she caught him spiking her friends drink and decided the feminine smart boy that is a damn monster deserves some punishment. Papa has been relegated to a med students stitching experiment / basement dweller.
happy late birthday gift @pupn1k.bsky.social !!!!!

(more rendering possible l8r)

you got possessed,,,

this is a scholar's game

this is why i need to finish college arghhagagsgsgsg!!!!!

hndr r0 spoilers, cw blood / swear fealty

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

Dawg the only reason your platform exists is because people like me who actually make good stuff were on it. Growth slowed and now you're sweating. This ain't the answer.

itll be fucking hilarious if this site goes up in flames before we get fucking animated gif support lmao

boo

#suzi

shout out to that one anon ask about transplanting a womb into him just to artificially inseminate through the navel to deny him intimacy te hee

hes so prettyyy, i want to fuck him so much he flunked outta college cause he was busy oml

i mean what

@pupn1k.bsky.social
I ❤️ Cicada. Nobody can ever make me hate you Shoji

god forbid a monsterfucker wander into the woods dressed like total wolfbait