blueOS🔞

DID is fun because my dating standards maintain the "must be more interesting and comforting than the voices in my head" which a lot of people cant do

mm. weekend was good. spent day 1 vibing and bought re9 at the end. slept. played re9 for 13 hours.

girl who always has something to reference because she remembers 90% of things she does

re9 grace ashcroft shoves you into a wall then shoots you in the back of the head while you're on the ground ASMR

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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I'm a pretty fastidiously financially responsible person, which means that at the end of every single month I assemble a big spreadsheet of where all my money comes from and goes, and I'm not gonna lie I get very 🥴🥴🥴 when I start adding up all the numbers under the 'findom' heading

We are all called by the Lord to treat our sisters and brothers with kindness, to reserve patience for the transsexuals. Trans people who defile this, who feed the machine of public shame, a machine BUILT for trans people by journalists, then you are a sinner and perdition will find you.

If you see a dog piling of trans person with 0 pull and think “this isn’t violence,” if you’re the type of person who thinks “posting publicly means consenting to large media personalities turning you into a target” then I regret to inform you that you have let your heart become poisoned with evil.

sprites of morgan and emma from of the devil on top of a tumblr post reading "we ask that the defense not say 'me when i lie' while the witness testifies"

#otdevil

"aww I'm sorry I'm late for our date honey, but i wanted to make sure i got my makeup all pretty for you! would some lipstick marks on your neck make you feel better about it?"

maybe this one then?

yeah eternal devotion, being maybe gay, and a set life is autism heaven

the morgan akira slide is inevitable. its like chekhovs gun but akiras bike.

Crazy how Victor Deadlock is just like, a confused guy with no shirt and my brain goes "THIS IS THE SLUTTIEST MAN I HATH EVER LAID THINE EYES UPON"

i love him talking to Ivy. she asks him out to dinner and hes just like "yeah sure, i was thinking about getting a hotdog."

himbo who i can hit as hard as i want my beloved

Houndposting 🤍

how you look saying that

fun fact i waited an extra day so i could celebrate 20 years since starting hrt on 1/23/45

Digital illustration of Sosuke and Mirei Ikariya from the visual novel Of The Devil. They are standing close together and Mirei is placing the tip of her long vape holder (? lol) against Sosuke’s lips. There is low warm lighting.

Top ten couples that give me bisexual brain worms

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i name things wrong in google photos on purpose and sometimes it leads to this

A big part of my life consists of saying the worst, cruelest, and most hurtful things I can possibly think of to girls only to have them openly declare how hot I am and how much they love me

i don't know anything about deadlock, but i'm glad they're making so much porn of a vampire who has my hairstyle and who bites and fucks a big dog woman. normally i have to commission people to draw me but now they're just doing it unprompted

i want to see Verdi's Requiem played live before i die. need to feel it in my whole being

the burger cuckqueen

omg thats awesome !!!

butch task complete. tied my hair up with a rubberband off the floor cause i was that mad at what I'm building and needed my hair out of the way

Not gonna formulate a cohesive opinion on the news. All I’ll say that those of you with impulses to say “flee america” or the various flavors of “you’re still valid”, go ahead and shut the fuck up

many such cases. all the parental controls did was teach me that every system can be skirted/avoided

introducing the new hot domination loss subgenre: ruined loss. build up your inevitable demise for 30 panels or more until you realize that your captor has totally failed to mindbreak you