Patrick Marlborough

i believe ballet and opera are still VERY culturally relevant

my name is George Brandis and i am a gay man

tfw Israel definitely doesn’t have kompromat on you

I saw The Bride

What!!!!

📣 Reportedly only 140,000 out of the 480,000 Robodebt class action members have registered to receive additional compensation in the proposed settlement.

If you're eligible, you have until 4pm tomorrow to register with Gordon Legal:

robodebtsettlement.com.au

I would want to represent me if I was a literary agent

“They won’t know what hit ’em when our Delta rolls in with her blitzkrieg of soulful piano ballads and Nina Tucker might,” writes @cormacmccafe.bsky.social

“Europe is on its knees, and it’s time Australia went for the jugular.”

Delta Goodrem, Eurovision and Australia's eternal 2004 At the core of Eurovision is the simple truth that it is always 2004. This is why it remains so popular in Australia — and has always felt, impossibly, Australian.

Opinion | No country is better at remaining in political and cultural stasis than Australia. That's why Delta Goodrem — 2004's girl next door — is the perfect choice as our Eurovision representative, @cormacmccafe.bsky.social writes. www.crikey.com.au/2026/03/05/d...

Delta Goodrem, Eurovision and Australia's eternal 2004 At the core of Eurovision is the simple truth that it is always 2004. This is why it remains so popular in Australia — and has always felt, impossibly, Australian.

Opinion | At Eurovision, the simple truth is that it is always 2004. And in true 2004 spirit, we're sending Delta Goodrem, @cormacmccafe.bsky.social writes.

when you try to cancel me for joking about polycules

read, man!

NOCK LOOSE: Extended Edition is available in good bookstores everywhere now!!

state funeral

The greatest gift anyone could ever give me was helping this little book beat Tony Abbott’s myth making of Australia. Thank you 😭

is anyone going to Pulp tn?

It’s good (pod racing, jar jar, droideka, Yarael Poof)

Albanese Supported An Illegal War With No Clear Objective or End. It's A Grim New Low the Albanese government didn’t even know the reason for the war, let alone whether it was unlawful – but they supported it anyway.

It’s not just an illegal war. That would be bad enough.

Today, the Albanese government clearly admitted they gave our support to a war, without even knowing why it was launched.

From us:

www.lamestream.com.au/albanese-sup...

Israel’s patented School and Hospital Seeking Missiles are something else

proud to be a member of a real political party

can you image an arts festival not guided by a real estate agent and an airport manager? makes me sick just to think about

American liberalism is an imperial fascist cancer and nothing spreads it faster than this evil self assuring app for baby brained gen xers

I’m talking about the president but also the entire nation of Israel

how to cop!?

does anyone want to interview me about my critically acclaimed novel?

I don’t think I’m problematic enough for her

Fascist Zionists buying 1/3 of world entertainment probably signals the end times tbh

who wants to interview me about my critically acclaimed novel?

a nice review of my other/better novel

Truly damning that no one has published it/snapped it up. It’s too good. OzLit isn’t ready for child martial arts prodigies, it seems.

*the Ellison family

I’m sitting on 4 finished books that allude to Bodkins, but no direct sequels.

I have a rough idea for 2 prequels I’d like to write but

GP’s love to sit you in a chair and get you to watch them type ‘sick man too beefy??’ on their desktop computer. It’s easy to see why you’d pay 190 dollars for this experience.