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Patrick Marlborough

@cormacmccafe.bsky.social

writer, comedian, musician based in Walyalup, WA. The Yeah Nah Review on substack co-host of The Battler debut novel NOCK LOOSE out NOW!!!

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Whenever there's any statement about Hamas releasing the hostages, remember that the first time they offered a full release of *all* hostages on October 9th, 2023. Israel refused then, and every time after that Hamas offered. Israel wants to finish its genocide - pure evil.

08.08.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NAARM!!! Thank you!!! Last night was a dream book launch!!!

buy Nock Loose etc

07.08.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well that was such a fun & wild book launch! Congratulations on Nock Loose @cormacmccafe.bsky.social! Thanks @evelynaraluen.bsky.social for that funny conversation & @readingsbooks.bsky.social for hosting! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ“š #NockLoose

06.08.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't begin to explain how horrible the stomp clap era was for a young lad with an autistic hyperfixation on dustbowl era folk music/19th century ballads/harry everett smith etc who gigged as a folk musician.

the amount of times i was asked if i liked mumford and sons....

06.08.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ori is a HUGE ZIONIST, and has been booked by Morry S to balance Evelyn and I out.

06.08.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Join me, Evelyn Araluen, and Ori the Dwarf TONIGHT at @readingsbooks.bsky.social State Library as we discuss NOCK LOOSE and all things OzLit!!!

06.08.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

05.08.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19055    ๐Ÿ” 4477    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 249    ๐Ÿ“Œ 157
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Israel has mastered the playbook of famine denial in Gaza Israel knows that more data on the famine in Gaza may force an end to the genocide, thatโ€™s why itโ€™s blocking research, writes Rebecca Ruth Gould.

US bureaucrats wanted to make a declaration of impending famine in Dec 2024,but Israel pressured the Biden administration to withdraw the report. Israel then blocked famine data from being reported about Gaza www.newarab.com/opinion/isra...

06.08.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

See you tonight! 6.30 p.m. at the State Library Readings! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ“š

05.08.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s so funny that the US President is verifiably a huge pedophile and rapist and it doesnโ€™t matter at all

05.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my new book YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE is out now. it has 45 short stories, including some of my favourites from the last four years of INFINITE GOSSIP, and unreleased ones. buy it from maxlavergne.square.site

05.08.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Melbourne! This is tomorrow! If you donโ€™t come, I will forgive you, but I will never forgive myselfโ€ฆ.

05.08.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He steals the show, such a good performance. Him and John Daly!

05.08.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

googling the flora and fauna of Little St James. I also always imagined it like a Wind Waker sized island, that is simply โ€œpedophileโ€ themed.

04.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One like, one Presses universitaires de France book cover from the 1990s

04.08.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 581    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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Iโ€™m liking it

04.08.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nock Loose uses the word โ€œcuntโ€ more than any other Australian novel. This is my guarantee to YOU, the reader.

04.08.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You Don't Have To Have A ยญDream: Advice for the Incrementally Ambitious, by the incredibly annoying Tim Minchin

You Don't Have To Have A ยญDream: Advice for the Incrementally Ambitious, by the incredibly annoying Tim Minchin

Whatever you'd call this sort of publishing--the sort of hybrid vanity/cutesy/celebrity/self-improvement/disposable/panicked-last-minute-gifts-for-people-you-don't-know-well genre--can we please suppress it?

04.08.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I deal with so many more Zionists and fascists on here than Twitter โ€” Bluesky is a true loser website

03.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If ABC was worth a damn, they wouldnโ€™t be repeating NSW police wowser nothing-burger โ€œprotest came perilously close to catastrophe,โ€ BS - and instead focus on the police shock at 100K people turning out to oppose Israelโ€™s genocide in Gaza. @albomp.bsky.social should pay attention. #NSWpol #AusPol

03.08.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope every Zionist looks at the Sydney bridge March and feels scared, isolated, and hated.

03.08.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Itโ€™s working

03.08.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@vesselskirt.bsky.social and I see nothing wrong with old fashioned payola

03.08.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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many are saying NOCK LOOSE has the best guerrilla marketing campaign on the history of OzLit

03.08.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Actual Conspiracy Theory Surrounding Trump and Epstein Itโ€™s not what you think it is.

Instead of waiting for (redacted or doctored) Epstein files, media should publish court docs alleging that Trump raped Katie Johnson at Epstein's home when she was 13.

Why ignore what alleged victims have to say while giving adjudicated or alleged perps unlimited air time?

@katemanne.bsky.social

02.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1656    ๐Ÿ” 541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

which Australian politician do you think would be the easiest to convince to k*ll themselves? And which would be the funniest? I think the correct answer in both cases in Matt Canavan.

01.08.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Peter Boyle episode of X-Files is soooooo good

31.07.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"shit your farts or die" - David Stynx

31.07.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I personally believe Australian weapons should be sent to Israel โ€” specifically, dropped on Tel Aviv

31.07.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a good one!

31.07.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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