Patrick Marlborough

Albanese Supported An Illegal War With No Clear Objective or End. It's A Grim New Low the Albanese government didn’t even know the reason for the war, let alone whether it was unlawful – but they supported it anyway.

It’s not just an illegal war. That would be bad enough.

Today, the Albanese government clearly admitted they gave our support to a war, without even knowing why it was launched.

From us:

www.lamestream.com.au/albanese-sup...

Israel’s patented School and Hospital Seeking Missiles are something else

proud to be a member of a real political party

can you image an arts festival not guided by a real estate agent and an airport manager? makes me sick just to think about

American liberalism is an imperial fascist cancer and nothing spreads it faster than this evil self assuring app for baby brained gen xers

I’m talking about the president but also the entire nation of Israel

how to cop!?

does anyone want to interview me about my critically acclaimed novel?

I don’t think I’m problematic enough for her

Fascist Zionists buying 1/3 of world entertainment probably signals the end times tbh

who wants to interview me about my critically acclaimed novel?

a nice review of my other/better novel

Truly damning that no one has published it/snapped it up. It’s too good. OzLit isn’t ready for child martial arts prodigies, it seems.

*the Ellison family

I’m sitting on 4 finished books that allude to Bodkins, but no direct sequels.

I have a rough idea for 2 prequels I’d like to write but

GP’s love to sit you in a chair and get you to watch them type ‘sick man too beefy??’ on their desktop computer. It’s easy to see why you’d pay 190 dollars for this experience.

why is the AFR coming after me?

all the big lit prize winners being vocally pro-Palestinian proves my theory that Zionists have little to no talent or output, really

finally uploaded this to the Substack

the dumbest person you know who only reads Australiana suburban YA:

“I’m thinking of writing a novel”

Thank you!

Photo of the cover of the book ‘nock loose’ written by Patrick Marlborough, an Australian writer. The cover features archery, trucks, toasted marshmallows, a dismembered hand and people in armour on the back on the back of a Ute. It’s kind of full on

@cormacmccafe.bsky.social bought it, loved it

Long time coming and a long way to go to address the damage - but so grateful to everyone who has ordered a copy of Where It All Went Wrong (including through your library!) I’m still so angry - and I hope it makes you angry too (so we can fix it) x

this time a year ago my publisher told me they expected to sell 714 copies of NOCK LOOSE. I sold the first print run (1500) in under 2 months. Third print run out soonish. I think I coulda sold 5k in 3 months, easy. i had next to no marketing, release was wildly bungled etc. the book is just good.

BlueSky one of the worst websites I’ve ever had the displeasure of needing for work. Constantly drowning in self-righteousness and people treating posting on here like it’s a from of activism and not just a form of being 46.

the handgun used by neurodivergent creatives

What game is this?

I see people celebrating this like it’s some sorta justice. It’s like fining a serial killer $80.

Anthony Albanese looks like this to me

there’s a book I keep seeing about that’s like “how to dress when you’re a boomer” or something and the author’s dress like they are charging $459 a night for an airbnb that’s a converted potter’s shed in Hilton

new Battler out