Patrick Marlborough

The Age?

60 pages in and ready to declare this a masterpiece. i've been reading such deeply medicore books (australian) all year, it's so good to go back to the stuff i love and remember why i love it, and that it's so much better than what gets boosted in this nation of midwits. yippy!

they’re calling this Pynchon guy “the American Marlborough.” Good for him!

RIP to all the Israeli ravers who got hannibal directived so their fascist state could do Holocaust 2.

i hope the molly in heaven is meth free.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

I have watched my talented, ethical friends lose their jobs because Nazi fuckups like Weiss siphon all the money out of the room and use it to create propaganda mills where sycophants tell the Führer and his thugs they're so special and brave and everyone loves them

Trent Dalton launched his new book on October 7 because he is Hamas

someone should do a writers festival where you get to talk about writing

what’s good in Sydney tn? I got 12 hours in Newtown…

most emotionally abusive/manipulative lesbian domestic keeping me awake in the hostel rn - some real 5d chess being played between these two masters of the game.

Ladies, some of us are trying to watch Columbo!!!!

That’s not what my Mossad handler tells me

Australian writers festivals are establishing radical tumblr cells in YOUR regional town/city

every Australian writer’s festival is a psy-op

only slide from my presentation at NYWF

nipple placement is insane ngl

The prophecy has been fulfilled: I am 35 today.

buy NOCK LOOSE or it was all for nothin’

Thank you!

I sure do! Esp eating stuff and any history/art stuff

Are you based here?

what’s some fun stuff to do in Newcastle?

I believe it’s still there

no one believed me that Perth’s vaguely apartheid themed South African restaurant w the shanty town seating section existed, but it did, and it only closed down in 2018.

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The asteroid cannot come fast enough. We can't have a long radio news bulletin at 7.45 am in the morning (that had run since 1939) because money but this is cool I guess.

new episode of The Battler is up, and it’s real good

New Yorker is blasting my insta feed with Ezra Klein content, but every comment is New Yorker readers saying how much they hate him. He is such a drooling midwit—I shouldn’t know his name.

saw a stranger reading NOCK LOOSE in the wild for the first time today. felt pretty magical, ngl!

Probs the most important Australian book of the past 20 years

I’ve been describing you this way for years

it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.