🔞 Rodion! ★

All's fair my ASS!

See?! That's not fair at all, you cheated me!

Grrrrh..! Stupid, balloon tits...

-- ... Bhah? You - You tricked me! You're horrible! 💢

DON'T-

Damn right I do! How am I supposed to trust that?!

Oh, shut up! I'm full of joy and fun! Just in a different way, like uh... Gambling!

You wouldn't hurt lil' old me! ... Too badly, anyway.

I'll show you mean in a damn minute...

OH, BUT IT WILL BE YOUR PROBLEM.

/ telepathy

𝐴𝘩𝘩𝘩𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑤𝑤𝑤𝘩𝘩𝘩... It's not fair! Not fair at alllll! 💢

/ kill the pizza driver and get a new one

Hey, 'Kyo? I think the gun still 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑠 regardless of what's holding it, hon.

A-Ahhow?! Hey, hey hey hey! Alright! ALRIGHT!

Someone's antsy.

... (Snrrrrk.)

Or whaaaaaaaaat, you're gonna suffocate me between those airbags? ✨

Iiiiiiii don't think I was wrong. You're a multi-million idolized singer, who cares?

Please, I've said worse.

... What the hell. I can't even be a lil' chirpy.

... Are - are you crying? 💦

It's hyperbole, you stupid bitch!

Just 'cuz you're popular doesn't mean you're good at anything, look at Taylor [redacted]! Worst musician on the planet, but everyone loves her!

/ so my app was outdated, go figure

/ for the record, if i knew HOW to mark images as adult on mobile i would, i just do not have it when i make a reply

— ‼️

H-Hey! That's… Grrrrr! As if your balloon tits could ever be as good as the real thing! 💢

I'm sure your eyes have been wondering allllllll around…

Oh 𝘸𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘩. You're just jeaallloouuuusss~

… Still true.