the rent is too damn high
03.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the rent is too damn high
03.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stop it I’m erect in public
03.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0are you flirting with me Mark
02.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so it’s clearly not that. wonder what it is? some sorta flesh eating bacteria i guess?
02.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0only one from trash Sunday
02.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0will flesh eating bacteria kill you?
02.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
god you have no idea. zero
expectations
somehow worse than my leftover Dominos
02.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same
27.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my long personal nightmare is complete #LAbar
27.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0i’m good thanks #RollTide
27.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0weird, I don’t remember them suggesting alternatives when eggs skyrocketed
27.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i know it when i see it, like porn
27.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
been practicing criminal law for 20 years and I forgot the goddamn definition of hearsay.
not consequential & I talked around it but still
my first thought was movie theater but yes. i moved.
27.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A WHOLE ASS EMPTY PARKING LOT AND YOU PULL UP RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
27.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 0oh honey.
27.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pick me! Pick me!
I’d have to shove @senorblanxo.bsky.social’s greedy ass in a meat grinder to get to the front of tbe line but whatever, he’s lived long enough
He definitely had his moment (whomst has not) but they need to leave the man alone. From accounts in the hood, he’s been a good neighbor so far
27.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we used to be a proper city
27.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wild as ins is a criminal enterprise
27.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0several pals are coming, all are welcome. i’ll be the hammered one
27.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i know it’s part of those tests i’d have to take to be a canadian lawyer.
27.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m walking to Henry’s as soon as I get home and upload my answers
27.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0it’s a layup for me so 🙏. I mean, it’s an area of practice, y’all don’t have it?
27.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m down to sue.
DTS is that a thing
yeah, this is easy material for me. i’ve actually done it for 20 years. but man, i’m just exhausted
27.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
$500 for 2.5 ozs? What a bargain, is this a fact pattern from 1983? Damn shame Jack killed her.
Friends, I’m delirious. One more day. #LAbar
i have distinct airport opinions. detroit and tampa are the best airports. if you’re going somewhere exotic and want non-stop, atl is the best for that one specific need
26.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0