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20 years a proud Bama public defender, now I wrangle them for fun and profit in NOLA. Imperfect Ally. Bourbon enthusiast, F word proponent. Saints, Tide, Cubs. #MakeGoodTrouble

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I love this for the rest of us. A chaos agent at a chaos school in a chaos state? What could possibly go wrong?

01.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve searched my family tree desperately seeking an alternative. Sadly, for many reasons, there’s nobody from outside Alabama & Mississippi

01.12.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this country is shit atm. if i could afford dual citizenship i’d do it. but i still would like the right to return if this place is ever not shitty again

01.12.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

shoulda tried crimes. kidnapping, arson whatnot.

01.12.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the setup for a lawyer joke.

haha youre hilarious this is the first time I’ve heard that

01.12.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m a shoe guy & sneaks are lazy to me

30.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are judges in Mobile who would kick your ass out for sneaks in court

30.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh dear Auburn did a good hire

30.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s too big but Lane’s coat is πŸ”₯. Would it kill grown men to wear a loafer ffs

30.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good job supporting Taqueria Guerrero y’all! There’s a line out the door this afternoon. Let’s keep supporting our immigrant businesses!

30.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The Failing Up of Pete Golding

30.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roll Tide, everybody!

30.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DJ Durkin is somehow like the 4th worst person to coach Auburn this century and he killed a guy

30.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

lose here and…

30.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

impregnate me Isaiah

30.11.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember realignment when we could stop doing this?

can we still?

30.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

life is suffering.

30.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit I miss those

30.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my buddy’s setup: immaculate

30.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I can report that there is no good time for that. Don’t ask me how I know.

29.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d drown a litter of puppies for that

29.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You only need some tents and a rural church to complete the set

29.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have prayed about it, and I believe he will take the podium, say β€œfuck you, LSU” and walk off

29.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The decline from when we were in school is startling. I’d be surprised if her writing ability isn’t average now

29.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooner what is you doing

29.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can report that retention of information declines after 25 years. I know this shit, will I be able to remember it? Who knows

29.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3.5 hours of bar studying before the iron bowl in JHS with an Auburn team with nothing to lose.

Nothing can hurt me now

29.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what did I do now?

28.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, he’s not Gary D and that’s enough for me

28.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wait I was watching eggs bowl. Iowa scored 40 american football points?

28.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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