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@capitolcritter.bsky.social

expert in a dying field β€’ 29 β€’ he/him β€’ DC β€’ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ toon cat β€’ pfp by @repoghost.bsky.social β€’ πŸ”ž

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self-destructing AD link because the true scariest thing in the world is sexual vulnerability bsky.app/profile/iden...

01.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i do mean that as a compliment to both things btw lol

31.10.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sounds like new black country, new road

31.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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doodle 4 @vomen.indieanthro.com

love a Boss pedal!

25.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the sexiest thing a man can be is tired

26.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
pentious hazbin s2

pentious hazbin s2

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hey ilu very much

25.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just had hot pot so good it restored my root chakra

25.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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friendship means stealing your friend’s comme des garΓ§ons

25.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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many little things within me
how could i please them all

24.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 966    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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one nite only - LLEWELYN in the role of the SEX PISTOLS, feat. @fleas.bsky.social

25.10.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

16.04.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13988    πŸ” 4145    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 46
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oh yeah, this is tonight in denton

25.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway Hi i’m gonna be in dallas thru Monday night

23.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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forgot to pack a plushie for my flight

23.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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stop that

21.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We stand with DC venue workers

21.10.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Naming the squiggles that appear when I stand up too fast

Loudon
β€’ the ringleader
β€’ doesn’t tip on commissions
β€’ still streams Daughters

Lucretia
β€’ the brains
β€’ an β€œempath”
β€’ keeps an ongoing blackmail document on her coworkers

CΓΈnnΓΆr
β€’ the muscle
β€’ drinks protein powder specifically for the lead
β€’ ghostwrote this comic

Sheen Estevez
β€’ the tech wiz
β€’ is that its’ real name, or are they just a very dedicated kinnie?
β€’ i’m asking

Naming the squiggles that appear when I stand up too fast Loudon β€’ the ringleader β€’ doesn’t tip on commissions β€’ still streams Daughters Lucretia β€’ the brains β€’ an β€œempath” β€’ keeps an ongoing blackmail document on her coworkers CΓΈnnΓΆr β€’ the muscle β€’ drinks protein powder specifically for the lead β€’ ghostwrote this comic Sheen Estevez β€’ the tech wiz β€’ is that its’ real name, or are they just a very dedicated kinnie? β€’ i’m asking

this will be the mbti in 2015

21.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ok i can’t put all 90 albums in here but i can give you the singles. fair?

β€’ Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time?
β€’ Laurie Anderson - O Superman
β€’ De La Soul - Eye Know
β€’ Girls - Lust for Life
β€’ Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
β€’ New Radicals - You Get What You Give
β€’ Earth, Wind & Fire - September
β€’ Bartees Strange - Mustang
β€’ Ghost Town DJs - My Boo
β€’ Olivia Tremor Control - Hideaway

ok i can’t put all 90 albums in here but i can give you the singles. fair? β€’ Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time? β€’ Laurie Anderson - O Superman β€’ De La Soul - Eye Know β€’ Girls - Lust for Life β€’ Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime β€’ New Radicals - You Get What You Give β€’ Earth, Wind & Fire - September β€’ Bartees Strange - Mustang β€’ Ghost Town DJs - My Boo β€’ Olivia Tremor Control - Hideaway

new topsters, now in mint-chocolate

last row is top 10 singles by artists who aren’t on the albums list

20.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

swanboy.com

20.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 589    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 66

My mental health would be maybe 15% better if I had somewhere I could scream into the void without pissing off my neighbors.

20.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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soundscape

20.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1480    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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Oh-oh no, here they come! The members of the deadbeat club

Vibing to some b-52s and wanted to draw some guys lol

19.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you think they were watching The Simpsons?

20.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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let’s all go to kfc on october 31st and ask for The Vaz Meal

19.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
sketch of vaz sitting down and hosting a radio show, he’s saying β€œThis next song SUCKS ASS but in a funny way”

sketch of vaz sitting down and hosting a radio show, he’s saying β€œThis next song SUCKS ASS but in a funny way”

the request line is open

18.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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thank you! he’s wearing golf le fleur converse

19.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re so β€œmy one white uncle in south texas” coded

19.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
sketch of vaz sitting down and hosting a radio show, he’s saying β€œThis next song SUCKS ASS but in a funny way”

sketch of vaz sitting down and hosting a radio show, he’s saying β€œThis next song SUCKS ASS but in a funny way”

the request line is open

18.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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raccoon suiter holding up β€œFREE DC” sign

raccoon suiter holding up β€œFREE DC” sign

18.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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