Gordita Maricona

My beautiful gf’s other gf is in town this weekend so I’m gonna spend the next 4 days watching Heisei era Godzilla for the first time since I was a small child

Trying to have a chill morning before an extremely not chill afternoon

posting this here because it feels like no one in my life really cares right now except for my family and my gf but I just confirmed my group interview for an ASL interpreter program I applied to. They have a limited amount of spots and it leads to a really good job. I’m so proud of myself already

Think I’m gonna get fried out of my mind today, this week has been so bad

I love my gf club President: me

Maybe like 20 years ago my friends brother was running from the cops and the cop shouted at him GET BACK HERE! And he replied NO and outran them lol so fucking funny to me to answer that back

Some of my favorite freaks are from Cleveland, amazing burlesque and drag scene truly like no other

I love my job but I can’t wait to get off work get in my car and light up a cigarette for the drive home

Gonna romanticize secretly getting porn from an agreed spot in the woods as horny whimsy instead of sexual repression.

Porno pen pal goes so hard. Onlyfans but it’s the original Netflix mail in dvd system.

Oh no the powers out at my apartment guess I’ll chain smoke cigarettes until I figure out how to spend the rest of my day

This is my favorite tweet of all time

Happy birthday Caesar salad

girls are retiring to their bedchambers at nightfall constantly

I love getting stoned, journaling and then doodling all over the page like has been so healing for my inner child to draw eyeballs and vampire fangs underneath an emotional rant