Dandy Despairs Nicely, an anagram

The photo is black text in a white background, that states: Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. I’m really not ok, and my therapist keeps wanting me to reach out, so I’m trying. Autistic burnout, depression, anxiety, and chronic pain, as well as the airborn illnesses rampant in OK, are causing me to be a shut in and to not connect with folx, and are not allowing me to mute the constant unaliving litany that lives in my brainpan. I’m having issues talking about what is harming me, as everyone I know is ALSO not ok. Plus, everything going on in the US and the world. And and and. So please, let me know how may help you, if I can. I don’t have much, but I’ll do what I can. It helps me to help, especially when I cannot help myself. There is so much more, but I don’t want to flood your timelines. If you are interested in knowing the extent of things, ask me, please, and I’ll tell you. Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. I’m really not ok, as outlined below.

If I can help you, somehow, let me know.

Oh, I cackled!!! Neither of my idiots have done that to me, but I have many a pair of broken glasses from pibble headbutts

I cackled loud enough that I woke up my idiots. They stared at me, huffed, and laid back down. Well, Ellie did. Jethro huffed from underneath a blanket.

Text: Fear and Loathing: Closer to th... is with The Smitten Kit... and 3 others. • Following 1d • S The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics. It arrived in a cardboard box full of clearance-bin dildos, under purple neon light. We were standing inside Smitten Kitten like lunatics planning the world's dumbest coup. The place glowed like a queer cathedral built by horny anarchists. Purple light everywhere. Shelves of lubricated possibility. Staff who had absolutely seen some shit in their lives, but not this specific flavor of organized insanity. We explained, that we were bulk-buying dozens of dildos because we intended to psychologically dismantle a federal law enforcement agency at a hotel protest.

Text: Nobody flinched. Nobody laughed nervously. Nobody asked, "Are you okay?" They just nodded like hardened revolutionaries and said, "Okay, how many?" Arianne started sorting through colors like a warlord assembling a Pride parade for ANTIFA. Neon pink. Mint green. Electric blue. Flesh-toned beige that screamed "HR violation." Short kings. Long gods. Curved menaces. Blunt-force disrespect dicks. Matt Wagner examined girth ratios like he was calibrating a NASA payload. Chance Meeting filmed everything like an embedded journalist in the Dumbest War of All Time. I stood there realizing we had crossed a sacred threshold into a better version of America that cable news will never be emotionally equipped to understand.

Text: Then Arianne turned to the camera, radiant and feral, and said the words that permanently altered the course of protest history: "I'm going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents." The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, "No. Not like this." We walked out of Smitten Kitten carrying a box of dildos like it was radioactive plutonium wrapped in hope. The neon sign behind us glowed like it had just joined the rebellion. Arianne cradled that box like a newborn baby destined to grow up and ruin someone's career. Chance kept filming. Matt looked like a proud dad. I felt like l had accidentally joined a cult that only worshipped humiliation.

Text: Then we did something truly unhinged. We went to dinner. Because even revolutionaries have blood sugar needs. Two doors down sits Beckett's, warm and civilized and filled with the scent of real food instead of revolution and silicone. We sat like normal human beings, ordered meals like responsible adults, and plopped our box of dildos on the table like it was a deeply obscene centerpiece. Hot food. Soft lighting. A cardboard box full of rubberized middle fingers. The contrast was so beautiful it should have been framed. Arianne was smiling—not a polite smile, not a tired smile, but the full-throttle, eyes-crinkling, I am about to ruin someone's whole week smile.

Hey #Resisters!

This is probably the most beautiful and hilarious protest story you’ll find.
Is there violence? Yes.
But this is protesting with “Tactical Frivolity”, which has become the key phrase for #ICE protests, inspired by #Portland

This story happened in #Minneapolis

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So, my “quiet narrator voice” is apparently me parodying Garrison Keillor (sp?), and I fucking love that 😂😂😂
“Hello there, theydies and gentlethems; I am Garrison Peaches, and this is Transmissions From the Heartland. I would like to thank all of you tuning in, and spending your time with us today.”

“Smooth move, Fuckwitch”

I did this in the late 90s going to and from drag shows in OK. It works.
You want a length of ~2ft, and a girth that you can fit comfortably in your hand.
I hate that this is true, but black seems to be the colour that makes them the most frightened.
#DildosAsWeapons

Oh, hard agree.

It’s all to get cis, straight, generally Christian, white, men to be ok with our behaviors.

Fuck that noise.

Everyone I associate with, I’d assume, yeah. Society/our families really did a number on us.

Hashbrown same

A fake ad titled “real talk” featuring TV personality Sinbad, who was popular in the 1980s and 90s. There’s a picture of Sinbad on the right side and the text to the left reads, “So are we going to overthrow the fucking government or what?” His signature is underneath.

Goodnight Bsky

Let me at ‘em, brother! You KNOW I love throat punching motherfuckers!!!

I was on Bumble just now, and a woman named Joleen came up.

I can’t date anyone with that name. I just cannot lol (regardless of spelling)

They’d kill me for singing THAT SONG at them. Probably near constantly.

I need to vent this somewhere, but don’t want to bring happy folx down. I just finished a call with an old friend; I was told that he thinks that he didn’t spank his kids enough, would do so again, and tells very bigoted jokes, but only with friends.
Oh, and didn’t understand why the R word is bad.

The picture is white text on a black background. The text reads: Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! The Castle at the End of Time should now be streaming at your favourite services! Please listen, and spread the glad tidings! Aaggllanom and Zolathrastok are waiting!

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
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#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#Spotify
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#TheYearOfOurSquid2025

I can do a dance that’ll make the sky cry blood

But it’s hard to dance when you’re down upon your knees

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

We have our first review, and it is so very positive!!!

This is so. EFFING. COOL. 😍😍😍

The photo is black text on a textured, orange-yellow, background. The text reads “Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! Some keen eyed and sharp tentacled amongst you noticed that there was a mistake made! Our terrestrial intern, when uploading The Castle at the End of Time to your WorldWideWeb, accidentally published it for release at the same moment! So, while not yet distributed to earthly streaming services, the album is already for sale on our Bandcamp page! Buy it, tell others, spread the industrial drone and groove music everywhere!”

noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025

The photo depicts the album cover for the album “The Castle at the End of Time” by Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles, which is a white background with a black and white and pink drawing of a mountain top path leading to a tiny pink city, outlined by a full moon. On either side of the drawing is pink text, vertically aligned, the reads “Non Euclidean Mass of Eyes and Tentacles” in the left side and “The Castle at the End of Time” on the right side

Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts!

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12/31/2025

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#ThirdAlbum
#BandCamp
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025

Warm fuzzies are the best!!! Xoxo

Their partner was my closest friend, and I want to reiterate that he would have loved this!
It’s one of the reasons that I’d love to have one. It will live in my home recording studio, along with all of his and my instruments 🙂🙂🙂

That is so fun!!! I need storage/shelving in there first, though!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK…

…this is such a good show! Thank you for hipping me to it!

🚨 🚨 ICYMI: Federal judges caught the U.S. government providing false info in over 35 court cases.

Sworn declarations. Falsified records. Repeated lies.

Law professor @rgoodlaw.bsky.social says it may be intentional.

via @60minutes.bsky.social

(ht: @allenanalysis.bsky.social)

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

I wonder if there is a correlation between civil unrest in the US and the preponderance of copaganda shows currently running/in production.

But maybe not, as there seem to have always been copaganda shows.

#acab
#copaganda
#civilunrest

Long have I desired one! Now that desire coincides with necessity!! 😍😍😍

The people closest to me, like yourself, keep saying this to me, and I’m overwhelmed by it. My art is…insert all the self deprecation and neuroses here, but I DO love that other folx seem to like it.

12/31/2025

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles
#Aaggllanomm
#Zolathrastok
#TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime
#Industrial
#DroneAndGroove
#DroneMetal
#DoomMetal
#StonerMetal
#NEMEAT
#DeskCoveredInTchotchkes
#BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags
#ThirdAlbum
#Reaper
#AuralCosmonauts
#TheYearOfOurSquid2025