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Writer of spicy satire. Find me on ao3 (stevita) but heed the warnings. I love scifi, superheroes/villains, and comics. I'm also married to a game developer and hostage to our cats and dog, who I love, but come on, dude, don't eat that random thing.

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#animals #love #kindness #nature I love animals of all kinds. I believe the Golden rule applies to more than humans, but all living things. All animals were created for a purpose. Preserve and protect them and their habitats. For what is man without the sound of birds singing and all animals....

11.08.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 905    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 14

Content warnings: this story contains depictions of violence, included but not limited to premeditated homicide. The author does not purport to condone the actions of the characters. However, reader discretion is advised.

28.09.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Summary: Frank Conway is just your average guy with a dead-end job and a wounded ego. When a fearsome and not-quite-human stranger approaches him offering him powers beyond his wildest belief, it will change his reality. But is he prepared to pay a price for his new life that he never agreed to?

28.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nothing Comes Pro BONE-o - Chapter 1 - stevita - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Morning party people! Pro Bone-o is now complete at 6 chapters and 11.5k words! (See thread for summary and relevant content warnings!)

28.09.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I would like to drift across Europe high on opium and bisexual trysts. How can I do that?

09.09.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing Comes Pro BONE-o - stevita - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New short story up! Come one, come all, fans of supernatural horror and dark comedy! (Word count so far: 1650.)

08.09.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made you lunch...

23.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baking again! These turned out super good!

22.08.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Slices of cucumber topped with cottage cheese, avocado, hot sauce, balsamic reduction, and basil leaves

Slices of cucumber topped with cottage cheese, avocado, hot sauce, balsamic reduction, and basil leaves

Midnight snack, anyone?

14.08.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Jett, despite returning to his hometown after failing to become a Hollywood actor, refuses to give up his dream of becoming a big celebrity.

How can Desiree use her magical powers to solve the problems of these three men?

25.07.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rich, a long-suffering warehouse worker, endures endless toil on the job, along with the crushing demand of his boss, but still struggles to afford his lunch.

25.07.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the rural town of Sainte-Clodine, Desiree runs the Wishing Well, a bar where she offers more than just drinks.

Hank, a bar regular, laments the slow deterioration of his marriage. It seems his wife has grown distant, despite his tireless effort to stay in shape to please her.

25.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Wishes Three - stevita - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New story live! Summary coming! (It's about weight gain. Don't like, don't read!)

25.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I hope you find something you like!

25.07.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@whatsonsecond.bsky.social Thanks for the follow back! Excited to read your work!

25.07.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(From my new short story, Fire and Ice, now live on my Ao3!)

05.06.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the steam dissipated, Connie had flown higher. Violet caught her just as she was popping a ceiling tile out of its frame to crawl up into there, cackling like a little maniac.

05.06.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit! She had a faster arm, and the intuition to know how to use it to her advantage. Maybe Violet had underestimated the rookie after all…

05.06.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If anyone should be playing the bad guy, ROOKIE, it should be me! YOU’RE the one that needs–” Breath hitching, she threw one more dagger. β€œPRACTICE!”

β€œAm I, though?” With a marksman’s precision, Connie hurled a ball of flame straight at Violet’s icicle, vaporising it into steam that blinded her.

05.06.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A man and woman embrace

A man and woman embrace

Vanilla (with Sprinkles)
Today was a β€œvibrator died in the act” kind of day –while Kalie was close. Replacing the battery didn't help. It was dead dead, off to spend eternity in dildo Valhalla . This was a cosmic sign from the universe to at least attempt a one-night stand.

Vanilla (with Sprinkles) Today was a β€œvibrator died in the act” kind of day –while Kalie was close. Replacing the battery didn't help. It was dead dead, off to spend eternity in dildo Valhalla . This was a cosmic sign from the universe to at least attempt a one-night stand.

The swoop of a message sending filled him with more terror and dread than he’d felt in six months. β€œFUCK!” the yell echoed in the empty store.
Assess the damage.
Sam: Hey, last night was fun, I hope you slept okay. Buy me a cup of coffee sent 9:28 am.
β€œFuck, fuck, fuck!” He slammed the phone on the counter. She’s maybe not awake yet, she won’t look at what time I sent it. He unlocked the phone once more, determined to distract himself with a few memes. Sam’s vision blurred as those three dreaded dots indicated typing. He just met her, and this was just friendship. It didn’t matter. It felt like it mattered.
Ding! Sam cursed the new year.
Kalie: Hey! Guess you’re pretty tired too! What time did you get up?
This could have gone worse. This could have gone a lot worse…and then it was worse, because he answered without thinking.
Sam: 7am, I have a shift this morning.
Kalie: Oh shit! I’m so sorry for keeping you out late! I do owe you some coffee!
Sam: No
He hit send before he thought through the entirety of how to respond. He quickly screenshotted and sent the image to Steve with the word HELP.
Sam: You don’t have to, that was a joke.
The three dots reappeared, and he begged the universe to wake Steve up. The dots stopped and started again six times. Sam’s eyes were fixed on the screen, as if concentration would set time back to 9:27am. He toggled over to Steve’s chat –no dots.
Ding!
Kalie: I’m headed to that area today anyway. How do you like your coffee, I’ll bring you some. I owe you after all ; )

The swoop of a message sending filled him with more terror and dread than he’d felt in six months. β€œFUCK!” the yell echoed in the empty store. Assess the damage. Sam: Hey, last night was fun, I hope you slept okay. Buy me a cup of coffee sent 9:28 am. β€œFuck, fuck, fuck!” He slammed the phone on the counter. She’s maybe not awake yet, she won’t look at what time I sent it. He unlocked the phone once more, determined to distract himself with a few memes. Sam’s vision blurred as those three dreaded dots indicated typing. He just met her, and this was just friendship. It didn’t matter. It felt like it mattered. Ding! Sam cursed the new year. Kalie: Hey! Guess you’re pretty tired too! What time did you get up? This could have gone worse. This could have gone a lot worse…and then it was worse, because he answered without thinking. Sam: 7am, I have a shift this morning. Kalie: Oh shit! I’m so sorry for keeping you out late! I do owe you some coffee! Sam: No He hit send before he thought through the entirety of how to respond. He quickly screenshotted and sent the image to Steve with the word HELP. Sam: You don’t have to, that was a joke. The three dots reappeared, and he begged the universe to wake Steve up. The dots stopped and started again six times. Sam’s eyes were fixed on the screen, as if concentration would set time back to 9:27am. He toggled over to Steve’s chat –no dots. Ding! Kalie: I’m headed to that area today anyway. How do you like your coffee, I’ll bring you some. I owe you after all ; )

Vanilla (with Sprinkles)

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY X SPOILER ALERT
Contemporary Romance
98k Words
Strangers to friends to lovers
Banter
Unhinged FMC hiding from the internet
Thick bodied MMC
Sexy, wholesome, five alarm spice
Late 20s/early 30s main characters
The only romance you’ll ever read that puts pineapple on a porkroll, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich

Vanilla (with Sprinkles) WHEN HARRY MET SALLY X SPOILER ALERT Contemporary Romance 98k Words Strangers to friends to lovers Banter Unhinged FMC hiding from the internet Thick bodied MMC Sexy, wholesome, five alarm spice Late 20s/early 30s main characters The only romance you’ll ever read that puts pineapple on a porkroll, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich

How many books do you know of where the call to adventure is a broken vibrator? Now, you know at least one: Vanilla (with Sprinkles)
#Questpit #R #Q (nearly) #Writesky #Romacelandia

07.05.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.

19.04.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22272    πŸ” 4395    πŸ’¬ 419    πŸ“Œ 201
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Muffins! Yes they are very good and I'll be making them again and again.

17.04.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretentious and obscure historical references? In MY erotic romance? (It's more likely than you think)

06.04.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People I don't trust: 1. People who don't like animals 2. People who my animals don't like

24.03.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And in front of my friends, no less. That confrontation could have been an Avalon-besieged email. (And yes, I'm going to start cussing like the characters from my mage book, because flick it, some of these are catchy.) (2/2)

19.03.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of wild that I can write about crime, substance abuse, and violence without anybody getting mad, but the second I have a fat character that's happy and has a love interest that likes them the way they are, some rube comes out of the woodwork to attack me. (1/2)

19.03.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(you all know exactly who I'm looking at) (3/3)

12.03.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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