hoa

i love when hua cheng gets kisses specifically (esp unexpected ones) because you know he goes all wobbly in the knees and fuzzy brained and beams like hes just won the lottery

xie lian being surprised at how comfy his san lang is. the man is very boney with lots of firm muscle, so how come he makes for such a good mattress?? its like all the sharp edges just disappear as soon as xl lays down on him
hc assures him its nothing, geges skin is just too thick.

(hc shape-shifts his very bones every time, just to be more comfortable for dianxia. he molds himself into the perfect shape to be useful- this time, as a comfy heated mattress. he will never tell xl about it)

[Mild nsfw wulian]

Xie Lian getting sick of Wu Ming trying to do things that might get him squished before he found the jar. Solution? Tying him up in ribbon and wearing him as a necklace. Clothes on or off is up for debate!

Thinking about Wu Ming getting cursed to be pocket sized and Xie Lian keeping him in a jar

i just love finding ways to make hua cheng's life a little harder!!!! bad mean eye that hurts and dont work right? and prob looks bad so he hides it? love it

like maybe it actually just makes his vision Worse to have that thing picking up anything so he has extra reason to cover it up :3c

could also give him a chance to lose it somehow for real during timeskip hahah >3c

anyway that's what was going on with that up there.

u know how some bugs/fish have psuedo-eyes instead of real eyes? like they can sense light but don't have a lense so they don't "see" like we think of it? thought it would be fun if butterfly hua cheng had one of those eyespot kinda things goin on where it's missing :3

Xie Lian nicks a finger in the kitchen, and automatically sticks it in his mouth, only for Hua Cheng to pull it out and suck it into his own mouth instewd. Hua Cheng follows this with a kiss to his palm or the back of his knuckles.

happy #wumingwednesday to those who celebrate :)

[Lewd]

Hua Cheng boypussy

XL playing around, petting, and grooming HC big extra fluffy fox tail.

They both have fun with it.

Gege trying to figure out how to make HC feel better through all this and ends up just flopping onto the (now smaller) HC the way he used to when HC was having "bad brain days" and HC's brain finally goes blissfully silent as he's Crushed by dianxia into the mattress

[nsfw, hualian, groping]

Hua Cheng nearly comes when Xie Lian casually plays with his soft little packer.

[Hua Cheng tries to initiate something Xie Lian isn't into, vague punishment fantasies, possibly inadvisable crisis intervention, long]

Hua Cheng draws back an inch, a line of spit connecting his mouth to his god's. "Your Highness," he whispers between them, and tugs Xie Lian's hand up to his […]

something something wealthy artist hua cheng on a winter "cut off the world, focus on a sculpture" vacation at a rented cottage somewhere in the woods and on the first day after everything been delivered up there, he runs into one of the "neighbors" who says he lives down the road about five miles

I don't know much about therians, but

Therian Xie Lian who gets to have all the animal features he feels he should have, all the time, postcanon, because his husband is a master of shapeshifting magic <3

[ nsfw: lemon, omegaverse, knotting aids, facial, cum play, long knot hc au ]

xie lian who drastically underestimates how much hua cheng can come over a period of time and also overestimates his own ability to keep up swallowing it while using a knot massager during a blowjob

hc deserves to get put on his back, the knot massager turned back on and prepped using his own cum and xie lians slick. then as xl fucks him, he drips across his own stomach, up his chest and xl smears it between them when he leans forward, bending his stupidly tall boyfriend in half to kiss him

not gonna stop in time before the next spurt goes right across xls face and in his hair.

hc is trying to apologize, hand fisted around his own knot while xl is sitting there staring up at him, getting hornier by the second

hc, shivering: ghh- gege-- sorry, i t-tried to
xl: san lang can i fuck you

Hi I’m art blocked and not liking anything I draw so DANMEI DINOS
Xie Lian is a Coelophysis and Hua Cheng is a Dilophosaurus
Anyway I’m going crazy enjoy Dino #hualian

hyena!omegaverse alpha/alpha hualesbians. Xie Lian goes against social norms and loves subbing

[Knifeplay/bloodplay, possessiveness kink]

Xie Lian carving "property of Xie Lian" into Hua Cheng's back, with beautiful calligraphy despite the fact that he's holding a knife and not a brush

Hua Cheng trying to hold very still and not come so Xie Lian's art won't be messed up

just some good ol' longboi mer hua cheng showing what hes working with to xie lian for the first time when they pop out mid-makeout

accidentally expanded that au by like six billion posts before i even get the sex im so sorry
also heavily influenced by sao's post:
bsky.app/profile/catw...

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rough sketch of longboi merhua sitting on the shore of his pool with his tentacle cocks out while xie lian (much smaller) sits astride his tail and cups the tentacles with a wondering hand

ALSO HELLO I HAD TO,,, SCRIBBLE SOMETHING FOR THIS AAAA

kinda leaking this thick mucousy discharge from the worst one nwn;;

he didn't know this would happen !! he hasn't messed with them that much since he was a kid and exploring his body like kids do,

...sorry but hua cheng getting a lil gunky in the gills like when ur nose and throat are getting all weird when ur abt to be sick because he let xie lian stick fingers in there.... embarrassed because for a day after that if he's out of the water he's still +

very alarmed xie lian has to dunk him back into the water

"san lang!" he scolds, "why didn't you stop me if you couldn't breathe?"

"it would be an honor to die for gege's curiosity," hua cheng burbles, face half-submerged and chest still full of water to wash out his now-irritated gills

eventually all his gills start fluttering (instinct to start trying to breathe the more familiar way) and that only makes the problem WORSE by cracking them ALL open so now he's hyperventilating, gasping air in and in and in as it rushes back out of him too fast to do much good

but also it feels nice when xie lian touches hua cheng so intimately and his fingers are so soft and little and gentle (if a little scratchy with calluses), nothing like the claws of another mer. so hua cheng is happy to let xie lian play and explore meanwhile he is getting just... so lightheaded,,,