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The Rev. Col. Kirsten

@ennuigo.bsky.social

narrative opportunist, flâneuse, glutton, pistol

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Brett! This requires an IMMEDIATE trip. They’re most available during Lent; gets a little tougher later. They’re a Louisville bar classic.

07.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can just go to the Haners house and have them make me one but Checks has them and they’re good.

07.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I am disappointed to report that the rolled oysters at Saint James on Edenside are, at best, mid minus.

07.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This would be a perfect moment for that “limit audience to people who can be normal about it” feature

07.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Use your words.

06.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 760    🔁 124    💬 53    📌 22

You gotta see the merch for this, tho

06.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is true for so, so many things external to games, too. It’s fine to just…not be the audience for something.

06.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unexpectedly if you are stupid

06.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 352    🔁 48    💬 2    📌 1

evergreen

06.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This sucks and it feels like the thing with the gun store in my neighborhood last month. You protest and they say “we’re just calling balls and strikes! They meet the criteria for opening; nothing we can do!” Okay, bring me to the guy who can say no to something then.

06.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It was a bloodbath.

06.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was between 250 and 300 people

05.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Almost all of my former colleagues got laid off today from the same company where I worked for several years. I just feel so bad for everyone and I feel even worse being several months ahead of them in the process and knowing how hard it’s gonna be.

05.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

On one side they owned an optical shop. On the other other side he worked at a Caterpillar plant and she was a church secretary so like, not rugged but they were the first on both sides not to farm.

05.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went ahead and named my bar trivia team croutons and ranch in this kid’s honor

04.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 14074    🔁 2440    💬 2    📌 1

I wonder how she’s doing tonight. I hope she got croutons.

04.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Same!!

03.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back to my two pager! Please laugh at my WWE jokes

02.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It feel like a drum beat when I sing it to myself

02.03.2026 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am obsessed with this child following her father around the grocery store insisting she loves salad. He keeps asking her what parts of the salad she likes, and she is responding that she loves croutons and ranch, croutons and ranch, croutons and ranch.

02.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 1

I find it telling that they went to all this trouble to be cruel and harmful to the *300 people this applies to over an 11 year period.* it just highlights, I suppose, that the cruelty is the point.

28.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Curb cuts 4 lyfe

28.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also I love those apple slicers even if they weren’t made for me, a woman moderately able to use a paring knife.

28.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My friends who went to these programs really benefited from them. I’m confident they’ll get great educations at Georgia Tech and Duke, etc., but this is arbitrary and stupid and, as Clay says, a real own goal.

28.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to be so so judgy about the pre-peeled hard boiled eggs until someone told me this

28.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Totally. With OF, etc., they look like a lot more things than they once did!

26.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I assume this is about everyone being insane about the woman olympians and like…those girls are just existing in public? They don’t “look like porn stars” or anything; they just look like 20 year olds doing stuff they’re good at and being excited about it! Leave them alone!

25.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do these guys know you can just read the Abstract and Conclusion if you want to be a lazy guy that doesn’t do his job? You don’t have to burn down a rain forest to be a shitty academic.

25.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 52    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

I called a friend to ask and he say most of it is done in post now and that it is most commonly done as something like a PowerPoint!!!

25.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0