The Rev. Col. Kirsten

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I wonder how she’s doing tonight. I hope she got croutons.

Same!!

Back to my two pager! Please laugh at my WWE jokes

It feel like a drum beat when I sing it to myself

I am obsessed with this child following her father around the grocery store insisting she loves salad. He keeps asking her what parts of the salad she likes, and she is responding that she loves croutons and ranch, croutons and ranch, croutons and ranch.

I find it telling that they went to all this trouble to be cruel and harmful to the *300 people this applies to over an 11 year period.* it just highlights, I suppose, that the cruelty is the point.

Curb cuts 4 lyfe

Also I love those apple slicers even if they weren’t made for me, a woman moderately able to use a paring knife.

My friends who went to these programs really benefited from them. I’m confident they’ll get great educations at Georgia Tech and Duke, etc., but this is arbitrary and stupid and, as Clay says, a real own goal.

I used to be so so judgy about the pre-peeled hard boiled eggs until someone told me this

Totally. With OF, etc., they look like a lot more things than they once did!

I assume this is about everyone being insane about the woman olympians and like…those girls are just existing in public? They don’t “look like porn stars” or anything; they just look like 20 year olds doing stuff they’re good at and being excited about it! Leave them alone!

Do these guys know you can just read the Abstract and Conclusion if you want to be a lazy guy that doesn’t do his job? You don’t have to burn down a rain forest to be a shitty academic.

I called a friend to ask and he say most of it is done in post now and that it is most commonly done as something like a PowerPoint!!!

What is the name of the job of the person who designs the fake social media interfaces for film and tv? Like when they can’t just use Instagram or something. Is this a special kind of set designer?

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

I was like “hey I’m taking the rest of the day off”

Romanian-varietal blue plums (similar to Damson and Stanley and Požegaca plums, but sweeter and juicier). Heavenly raw, as marmalade (magiun) or brandy (țuică). You haven't lived yet, I promise.

Pursuant to this, my 21 year old intern told me her mom and I were the same age. I was 35 and almost died on impact.

It’s a Missouri thing! They are breaded and then baked. They’re so good and I found some in my freezer.

A cute menu. I have made over 100 of these over the last two years.

Girl whaaaaat

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

I am calling my agent

*whispers* I like middlebrow stuff so much

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

To me it appears he clearly won bronze. There’s no rule that says a dog *can’t* play cross-country skiing.

Oh yeah my dad’s running for president

I think about this like six times a week.