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Review: You Did Nothing Wrong by CG Drews This one was offered to me and it sounded interesting. Love a spooky haunted house story every now and then! So thanks to the author, as well as St. Martin's Press via NetGalley for the review copy! Single mother Elodie’s life has become a fairy tale. She’s met Bren, equal parts Golden-retriever-devoted and sinfully handsome. He’s whisked her and her autistic son, Jude, to the crumbling family house he’s renovating.

wherein I read a spooky haunted house story that was so much more than a spooky haunted house story.

SPFBO Review: A Fallen Hero by Sara A. Noë

Today's SPFBO review is brought to you by Hoopla! As audioholics Esme and I both were dismayed about, our entire slush pile this year only had one audiobook in it, and as it was more of a YA story on its exterior, it fell much more to my side of things…

SPFBO Review: Beneath The Gods’ Tree by S. Kaeth Surprise! I bet you thought Esme would get in the first review. Well... okay, you would be right because she does have one reviewed already, but it was before the contest started so HAHA here I am. Much like Esme and her D20, I chose my first book with a D10, since decisions are hard and I am not good at them.

My first #SPFBO review of the year! #spfboxi #bookreview

Review: The Below by Scott T. Miller This one was offered to me as a cyberpunk adventure that takes place in Hawaii, which I thought sounded super interesting and unique so I jumped on the chance to read it. Thanks to the author as well as Amplify Publishing Group via NetGalley for the review copy. Humankind rose from the carcass of a dead world. Lifetimes later, billions of people live in superstructures constructed atop the only habitable lands left, the Hawaiian Islands.

A Cyberpunk City Noir in Hawaii - interesting and unique as that sounds!

Review: The Lost Reliquary by Lyndsay Ely This one was recommended to me as being very like Gideon the Ninth, which I was all over. So, thank you to the author and Saga Press via NetGalley for the review copy! The Devoted Lands was once home to many gods: Salt, Stone, Storm, Green, Shadow. Now, after centuries of devastating wars, only Tempestra-Innara, the Eternal Flame, remains. Conscripted as a child, Lys, potentiate of the Dawn Cloister, is outwardly a loyal servant to her goddess.

Review: The Lost Reliquary by Lyndsay Ely

This one was recommended to me as being very like Gideon the Ninth, which I was all over. So, thank you to the author and Saga Press via NetGalley for the review copy! The Devoted Lands was once home to many gods: Salt, Stone, Storm, Green, Shadow. Now,…

Review: The Gentleman and His Vowsmith by Rebecca Ide This one popped up on my radar because one of my favorite authors wrote it and I didn't notice. >.> Look, I had cancer at the time and was a bit preoccupied. I GOT THERE THOUGH. Lord Nicholas Monterris, the last remaining heir of a crumbling ducal house, must marry to save his family from complete decline. His father chooses Lady Leaf Serral, eldest daughter of his greatest rival, at which point Nic is sure it can’t get any worse.

I read a book that I really, really liked!

Review: Fates Bane by C.L. Clark Having really enjoyed C.L. Clark's other work, when I saw this one on NetGalley, I jumped at it. Thanks to the author as well as Tor via NetGalley for the review copy! Warring clans. Burning hearts. Deadly fate. The clans of the fens enjoy a tenuous peace, and it is all thanks to Agnir, ward and hostage. For as long as she can remember she has lived among the enemy, learning their ways, growing strong alongside their children.

Review: Fates Bane by C.L. Clark

Having really enjoyed C.L. Clark's other work, when I saw this one on NetGalley, I jumped at it. Thanks to the author as well as Tor via NetGalley for the review copy! Warring clans. Burning hearts. Deadly fate. The clans of the fens enjoy a tenuous peace, and it…

I'm seeing a lot of myself in Leaf! (cancer/removal of the whole uhhh -gestures- screwterus area? has resulted in me being quite ace, as it turns out, lol)

Nic and Leaf becoming besties is basically my ideal relationship, lol.

CAN I SPEND AN HOUR TALKING ABOUT POKEMON INSTEAD OF SEX?

Managed to accidentally fumble my syringe and both squirt insulin on my shirt and then poke myself in the leg, so if you're wondering how this diabeetus thing is going... SWIMMINGLY.

my glucose is a number that is not -very alarming- for the first time in years tho, so there's that? #positivity 🤔

CIRCLING BACK DEVDEV BECAUSE I AM LISTENING TO THIS BOOK RIGHT NOW AND IT IS EVERYTHING?!

like seriously, I am very sad this didn't go into my face holes when first it dropped.

can I haz more pls?

Review: The Sovereign by C.L. Clark Hooboy, I've been waiting for this one. The End of Touraine and Luca's stories. When it popped up in my feed, it was an easy decision to grab this review copy. Thanks to the author as well as Orbit via NetGalley for the review copy. Luca is the new queen of Balladaire. Her empire is already splintering in her hands. Her uncle wasn’t the only traitor in the court, and the Withering will decimate her people if she can’t unearth Balladaire’s magic.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLUCA! - I read the last installment of the series and yell a little! :)

Kākāpō! New Zealand’s flightless night parrot

oh shit free blahaj

he tried it again this morning and was surprised when I awoke like a goddamn old movie vampire like -rises out of her coffin- DON'T YOU DAAAARE *hisssss*

that is gorgeous! 🤩

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aww Esme I'm so sorry.

spooky season spooky season spooky seasonnnnnn

'You don't need to finish audiobooks you're not into...'

-me to me on hour 4 of a 35 hour long audiobook that I have 0 memory retention of.

sounds simple, but this is actually really hard! hhhrrrnngg...

I can skip a song I don't like... this... this is mostly the same, right?

... right? 😅

Yes! YES! The tigerS are OUT!

Now the only thing left to do is decide…will you read Fate’s Bane first? Or The Sovereign?

I made a handy flowchart that can help you decide which if you aren’t sure!!!

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oooooooooof.

A white haired lady in a dark blue ballgown dress on a starry background with waves at the bottom and the text 'The Moon'

A painting of Melinoë, the main character of the game Hades 2. She is wielding a bloodied sickle weapon on a magical background with a green spell

Pleona, the goddess of fortune and greed. She is piercing her hand with a dagger and a human heart. Behind her is an altar made of golden hands and what seems to be a vault filled with gold.

Chen-Xing wielding her fire powers with a purple dragon in the background. She is standing fiercely with her armor. Her dark purple hair is waving in the wind and she is standing in a temple, high up in the skies.

It's my birthday today! 🎉As an artist nothing could make me happier than my art reaching more people. Could you help me out? (:

calm down reddit, JFC lol.

I will concede that it has been a while, but oh no I upvoted friends I've always been friends with on a sub I've always been on?

(also, TIL that my reddit account is old enough to drive a car 😂)

you should buckaroo. it took an unfathomably infinite amount of variables to bring you to this exact moment over trillions and trillions of years you are the end result of mind bending cosmic rarity and you wield that radiant uniqueness through everything that you do

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ADHD - a Saturday Story: *takes 2 doses of prescribed amphetamines and drinks a large coffee*

'time to read this book cuz it's mfing review time, bitches!'

10 minutes later:

(he got treats, for the record. I'm not a monster)

YouTube video by Queen Coke Francis I Ranked Conservatives' Attempts At Drag

who’s the original conservative diva?? 💅👠

medium sized white dog standing on wooden stairs not even looking slightly guilty.

I'm putting this mfer on blast rn for the whole internet to see.

He sneaks up next to my face this morning and -barks as loud as he can- (he is deaf so he has no idea). and I about hit the ceiling.

You've been out, I fed you, there's water, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?

him: hehehe -wagwagwag- HI MOM!

this was my first thought as well, lol.

it doesn't rain super often here, but enough that it would still be problematic!

it's like a really sparkly purple mica too. my denver-in-the-dark photo does *not* do it justice.

a cartoon character with a skull on her head and hearts on her eyes . ALT: a cartoon character with a skull on her head and hearts on her eyes .

right?! it was one of those moments where you're just walking, chatting away like normal and then you just sort of.... stop, in awe of a thing.