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I appreciate you 🥹🩷

Excuse the hot mess that I am & focus on these gorgeous new earrings I bought from @itzelcummings.bsky.social! I hadn't ☑️ my 📪 in about a week, so I hope they weren't in there too long. Girl, I'm about to get you sales!! People are gonna 💖 these & I'll let them know all about the Itzy Bitzy Writer!

You’re the absolute sweetest and you make them look so pretty 🥰 I’m so happy they got to you all safe and sound!

Definitely worth the heartburn 😌

It’s not that complicated.

Dreams From the ICU (One) All of these bleed into each other in ways only my mind can make sense of, but I'll try to make it work.

A short one to start us off on these literal fever dreams 🩷

If I keep repeating that I’m going to get out of bed, maybe it’ll eventually happen.

“I’M GETTING UP!”

Howdy, y'all!

So, remember a while back when I told y'all I was thinking about writing a book including all of my dreams from when I was in a coma?

I didn't forget!

I'm going to be posting them on Substäcķ before I wrap them all up in a cute little book 🥰

Getting Hoovered Isn't As Fun As It Sounds... A glimpse at the Narcissistic Cycle of Abuse and other fun stuff

Pssssst…

open.substack.com/pub/itzelcum...

“An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over its ashes.”
~ Unknown

There are two kinds of people in this world: goats and not goats

I was 🤣

I get mashed potatoes today 😌

A Little Behind-the-Scenes on the Real Family Web Part One of a Bunch, Probably

Sure thing!

open.substack.com/pub/itzelcum...

“Don’t step on the pancakes on the stairs” and other things I say that sound like Dr. Seuss books

It’s published on Substack!

Bahahaha, I didn’t think of that 🥲

Genius!

I put my candy wrappers in between the couch cushions when I’m too lazy to get up.

Which is all the time.

The important part is that I won 😌

Sometimes I have tweezers and I tweeze random bits of myself. Some of those sometimes I wonder if there’s anyone that would pay to watch me.

Anyway. We played Uno tonight 🥰

Me: sniff my toes

Patrick: lick your toes?

Me: no! Sniff them.

Patrick: they don’t smell like anything. Did you expect them to smell like Parmesan?

Hold on, I’ll ask Patrick to sniff them and I’ll report back

“Survives out of spite” 😌

Ohh, I’ve got to try one of those then 😂

Here are the mums I tried to give a good home to 😅

Kitten just came up to me, sniffed my toe, and ran away like something bit her in the bum 😂

Look how tiny she used to be!