John Peele

In case you thought the Trump administration was actually serious about curbing the drug trade. Blowing up some fishermen every few weeks is just red meat for MAGA.

Atheists collectively grab some popcorn……
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Studios rob consumers of three things every time they merge: diversity, flexibility and money.

Bro code; Permitting and zoning codes; Uniform code of military justice. The only thing left is Zip Codes.

Per ESPN, Doncic and Reaves are the first Lakers duo to score 30+ pts in 3 straight games since 1972. Hard to fathom given all the studs that have played in LA. #NBAsky

this could work

I’d really like to give this guy the benefit of the doubt that ‘spell correction’ messed up “STAMMERING”

I’ve had the opportunity to watch Cade Cunningham play several times over the last two weeks. His physical and technical dominance on the floor at times has been - dare I say it - Lebronesque. #NBAsky

“Private companionship” is a euphemism directly from hell.

Trump would sell his two sons if anyone actually wanted ‘em.

All hail CPT Kirk. He took “live long and prosper” seriously.

So much big talk for Venezuela, so much bending over for Russia.

Trump and Musk flying with their Johnson hanging out.

How many turkeys and pumpkins do you see?

My dog took a poop this morning. Duh!

On the money, so to speak.

Well, he’s already a Burger King.

Wow, he really can fit both Xi’s and Putin’s hands up his ass. It’s quite the puppet show, but no one is laughing.

The word he’s looking for is “lubricant,” and the whole country needs it; we’re all getting f&$ked.

My first time being screwed DOGE-style.

And the world sighs in unison.

So we have a senior US aide coaching a fascist government on how best to hoodwink the US President. Didn’t firing squads used to take care of this sort of thing?

Some of these NBA Cup floor designs need to come with a seizure warning. #NBAsky

I kept looking at the graph saying to myself, “where the hell are they?” Took me a couple of minutes to notice they were almost off the chart. What a statistical anomaly.

The US Dept of Education saw ICE running away with the race for Trump’s organization of the year award and said, “hold my beer”

The US Dept of Education saw ICE running away with the race for Trump’s organization of the year award and said, “hold my beer”

Must have been a side effect of Covid that made him forget.

Now I know how YouTube TV got Disney off the fence. Just watched a recent recording of an ABC show and now you have to sit through ABC network promotions when watching your recordings. No fast forwarding allowed.