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i love your jeans!! great fit

hello

my cats r definitely in some sort of toxic yuri relationship bc rosita will randomly slap the shit out of koshka if she gets too close and then 2 seconds later she will rub her face all over koshka. her mixed messages..

wife came home and cooked mapo tofu all is right in the world

me thumbs upping this giant box with a table inside it i carried home

my arms are jello not because it was particularly heavy (13kg which i can handle) but because the box is so big and has no good places for you to grip it so it was Painful but well i am a stubborn and (for now) poor lesbian

anyway no inspectors and i went in the back so no one gaf.... foldable arts and crafts table acquired so i can paint and do clay sculptures and other stuff without having to selfishly take over the dining table lolll

they very well may get on your ass for this i remember the reasoning being "public transport isnt your moving company" or something. but i have never understood that if youre genuinely transporting only one object and theres plenty of space. like sorry for using your services 😔

if god is good the public transport gestapo wont get on my ass for transporting a foldable table on the tram today when its not even busy hours

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

we're watching knives out now (mio's never seen it) and koshka is on my lap on the couch.... immeasurably cozy

Edit of the "Hey, I'm Justin Bieber / AND...?" meme, showing 3 cartoon unimpressed and then blown away by something. In the edit, the first panel says "Hey, I'm" and shows a cropped screenshot for the Wikipedia page for the Independence Day of Finland. Second panel shows the women unimpressed with the text "AND...?". Third panel has the lesbian flag pasted onto it and the text "Hey, I'm... anniversary of me and my lovely partner". Fourth and last panel has the women being blown away with the text "LESBIAN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!"

it is december 6th

wife and i went to a korean bbq place for our anniversary and got vegan sets it was soooo good. i am so full of kimchi and plant based proteins

YES I THOUGHT OF YOU youre the reason i know of it... i think i offhandedly mentioned it to my partner months ago and they remembered it somehow 😭😭😭 I WILL TREASURE THE SALMON FLEECE.....

Many people would kill me for this shirt ive learned. its very soft and warm

me wearing the patagonia salmon energy synchilla fleece

MY PARTNER GOT ME THE PATAGONIA SALMON ENERGY FLEECE FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY

You always have the perfect image for every occasion

my art i forgot my art. well. its the thesis you see

#art :pensive: :pensive: :pensive:

please god let me find something even close to this after the internship is over and i have my master's degree 🙏🙏🙏

this internship is crazy bc the salary is more than twice as much as what im living on monthly now........ like my gawddd you are telling me i can live on something other than minimum wage eventually........ please GOD!!

this isnt a complaint at all its just an observation lol women will be like thanks!! and go thru and men will often stop and look at me awkwardly and its like no dude... go on.... its open for you too

if im going thru a rly busy set if doors ill always hold it open till ppl from the other side stop coming you know just basic manners but so often men stop and wait for me to pass and its like my man this isnt a gender thing i am holding it for everyone coming this way including You... get in here

"idle hands are the devil's workshop" shouldn't be about christian values and trying to avoid sinful deeds it should be about skin picking

you think you're past picking your skin like you think you're sooo over that awful habit then Boom its winter and your skin is dry as a desert no matter how often you moisturize and you get a zit near your lips and suddenly its so fucking over

Yes. i almost added "these two have surprising overlap"

i am always found appropriating the culture of christians and fishermen

fuuck i realized the steam yearly thing will drop in january and i just know uma musume will be my most played game there and the stats will be devastating

koshky wrapped

you moved houses 1 time
you spent 142 hours in the sauna
your favorite wet food was chicken in jelly
you were full of love 365 days in a row
you kneaded your mom 282 times
you went to the vet 2 times
you made 1 cat friend
your top cat friend was Rosita
your favorite person was mom