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@axelhoyle.bsky.social

former lurker most posts probably about politics, sports, discworld, or kiddos he/him

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yeah they did faramir dirty. he's supposed to be one of the few who *isn't* seduced by the ring!

23.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good point! there was something very cinematic about the whole scene. get their emmy ready

23.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dude fuck this. that man gave everything to that franchise until he physically couldn't do it any more. for you to say well fuck him he should've accepted a few more potentially life-altering injuries for an organization that refused to protect him is dogshit and you should feel ashamed

23.11.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly an incredible piece of work by all involved. the player obviously, Andrew Luck being Andrew Luck, the reporter keeping the mic on him, and the producer timing all the transitions perfectly

the moment of seeing the returner enter the left split is just perfect, helluva job everyone

23.11.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew Luck leaves an ACC Network interview to celebrate a Stanford touchdown. πŸˆπŸŽ™οΈπŸ˜‚ #CFB

23.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 18

is that any different from somebody doing those same things to a tweet? or really any digital media?

23.11.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as in his editors for the co-authored book? when she tanked their book she kept the editors for her own book that (allegedly) slandered him?

that's kinda like if you're doing couples therapy, your partner sabotages your relationship, and then keeps seeing the therapist without you and trashing you

23.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

totally insane to do that, but also entirely worthless as evidence that something *didn't* happen, right?

god these are garbage people and i hate that everyone is so riveted by the story. i hate even more that i am among the everyone

23.11.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how, how could they not contact him? and if they did they would have either emails or contemporaneous notes from a call, right?

i can't decide whether it'd be crazier for lizza to have made this up or for it to be true

23.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i know the meaning has drifted, but the point was that he was very literally not "cavorting"

22.11.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it will, maybe it won't, but we know this is all personal for Trump, and imo the odds of a major ICE operation in nyc went down today

22.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah that's the key point i think. buncha people saying this is a big fuck you to immigrant nyers, but if this keeps ny from getting chicago-style ICE terrorism, I'm pretty sure they'd count that as net positive

22.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ugh, im so sorry man πŸ˜”

22.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"his" has an unfortunately ambiguous antecedent here...

22.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean it's "money you are guaranteed so long as you show up to work", and i understand why reporters use the shorthand. especially since ~100% of guaranteed money ends up getting paid

22.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just build a fucking park donald

21.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also he can focus on new york, and new yorkers, without worrying about how things will play in iowa

21.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

iirc hugh jackman doesn't wear glasses in swordfish so i think you're safe there

21.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

um, importantly, *which* early 2000s movie?

21.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unable to invade your neighbor because of rail track differences? problematic gage gap

20.11.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unable to invade your neighbor because of rail track differences? problematic gage gap

20.11.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh free transit between the boroughs is kinda playing with fire

20.11.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was about to post about the missing staten, but this is much better

20.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You said "it's important to humanize Gazans. ALSO Israelis", and my response was that I know Israelis are human, but I wish more of them acted like Gazans are too. I don't know what to tell you. A substantial minority of Israelis *do* act like that, I just wish it were a substantial majority instead

20.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Google search resume for "jason willick", whose first result is his bio from the Washington Post, for some reason accompanied by a picture of brent kavanaugh looking like a schmuck

A Google search resume for "jason willick", whose first result is his bio from the Washington Post, for some reason accompanied by a picture of brent kavanaugh looking like a schmuck

kind of perfect that if you search for him the post has a picture of kavanaugh

20.11.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals."

Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. 

Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

20.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16219    πŸ” 3138    πŸ’¬ 382    πŸ“Œ 223

wait nevermind ignore me, gonna hang with my kid instead of continuing this. enjoy the rest of your day

20.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish more Americans recognized Trump for the monster that he is

did I just stereotype Americans?

20.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway feel free to ignore this, I'm getting my kid from school and am done here

20.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she said that young Jews are feeling alienated because of social media depictions of Gaza, without acknowledging that the actual atrocities are part of the problem. I asked why you think she ignored that, and you said it's because there were no Israeli atrocities on October 7. that is not an answer

20.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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