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Lil Matty

@mattkmall.bsky.social

Short and nerdy (Marvel, Star Wars especially). He/him. Often naked. Rarely locked. Always cute.

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Hump this πŸ˜›

04.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Turk is suddenly a bit homophobic and a few episodes ago they were off to the wedding of a gay couple from college

04.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching classic Scrubs and Todd just asked if gay dudes get turned on by their own weiners. And like… kinda? Right?

04.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t need to hurt me πŸ₯Ί

04.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like they’re personally attacking me

04.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suits you hehe

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha fair! I’m considering getting the Pokemon animal crossing game too ha

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the big dick in the room with us?

04.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised I did this as a monochrome Monday post fully forgetting it was Tuesday πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah fair ha. I’ve done the 3rd game so just starting to experience them and currently have one Pokemon exclusively there for cut

03.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d forgotten how awful HMs are…

03.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck 😍

03.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still cute

03.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Artsy, right? πŸ˜›

03.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Decent hehe

03.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah that’s fair

03.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How come?

03.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it

03.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly!

03.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn πŸ‘€

03.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean yeah. If it doesn’t suit you grow it back out.

03.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

03.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge compared to before maybe πŸ˜›

03.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve been fucking the PokΓ©dex?

03.03.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who gives a duck?

03.03.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜…

02.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sunday Scaries now as I had today off

02.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same 🫣

02.03.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMiss your foreskin” πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0