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Lil Matty

@mattkmall.bsky.social

Short and nerdy (Marvel, Star Wars especially). He/him. Often naked. Rarely locked. Always cute.

7,910 Followers  |  3,484 Following  |  24,578 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2023
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Think it’s about same on mine

05.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a me

05.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every party needs a tank πŸ˜›

05.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuuuuck

05.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are so annoying. I had something removed cos it looked like shit was visible. Definitely was a shadow.

05.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Survived the dentist

05.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to call mine Dick and the game wouldn’t allow it despite that being an actual name πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crushed pelvises

05.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck to the death?!

05.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not like I have that much of one to give up πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ffs people are so weird

05.03.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean have you seen it?! πŸ˜›

05.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably better than if he was doing lines πŸ₯

05.03.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What did you do?

05.03.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably gonna get Pokopia next month when going to Disneyland Paris. Be good for the train. But also could just get it sooner…

05.03.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cute smile 😊

05.03.2026 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nah hair removal cream

05.03.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn!

05.03.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that big dick right there to grip onto πŸ˜›

05.03.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me do a thorough inspection

04.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m enjoying firered but I’ve played versions of this game like a hundred times

04.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hump this πŸ˜›

04.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Also Turk is suddenly a bit homophobic and a few episodes ago they were off to the wedding of a gay couple from college

04.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching classic Scrubs and Todd just asked if gay dudes get turned on by their own weiners. And like… kinda? Right?

04.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t need to hurt me πŸ₯Ί

04.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like they’re personally attacking me

04.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suits you hehe

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha fair! I’m considering getting the Pokemon animal crossing game too ha

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0