Marko Kloos

Waiting for the day when the White House announces that Dear Leader scored five holes-in-one, and that the sun refused to set that day.

"What's up, perverts, it's ya boiiii"

Got a scam sextortion email with the opening "Hello, pervert", and I think I'll be using that as my salutation for business emails from now on.

Those fucking dweebs in their jackboots and they don't even know how to march properly in lockstep.

Concord, NH doesn't do Nazis.

The Mar-a-Lagofication of the People's House.

I have heard more than once, and I shit you not, that that's discrimination and gatekeeping.

Looks like the "Facts don't care about your feelings" crowd turned into the "Reality is what we say it is" crowd.

So considerate of him to let any potential bad guys know who to shoot first.

Fuckin' Gary, man.

They're like tiny power-ups you can pop by the handful.

We didn't even HAVE shoes for no fancy AirTags.

<jingle> "It's beer! It's beer! It's bread that you can drink!"

have you heard of BEER, the isotonic thirst quencher that comes PACKED with calories

DID SOMEONE SAY COCKTAILS

“For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.” --Óscar Benavides

The border wall is just a show for rubes who want to see something physical in place to keep strangers out, like a backyard fence. But hey, the demographic that has been doing most of the construction work in the US for decades probably doesn't know how Sawzalls and telescoping ladders work.

IDK who needs to know this but...

You can sing the Sesame Street song "Rubber Ducky" but change the first line to "Motherfucker, burn in hell" and it works PERFECTLY

So the "free" jet from Qatar is going to cost American taxpayers a billion dollars to refurbish, and then it goes to Dear Leader for his personal use. But AOC's dress!

Hey, we can save PNGs to birds now, so Doom isn't such a stretch.

Whiny douchebag who doesn't belong in NYC has opinions on who doesn't belong in NYC.

It's so bizarre and unreal to have to watch presumably intelligent people twisting themselves into pretzels while refusing to acknowledge that tariffs are paid by the importer, just because they know their cult leader is watching and they don't want to contradict him openly.

Why is it that every single generation has a stupid mass-produced overhyped ugly toy that idiots will brain each other over in the stores?

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Remember that it wasn't the crime that tripped Nixon up in the end, it was the cover-up.

Those South Park lads are goddamn heroes of the Resistance, roasting the shit out of Trump just a few days after getting a streaming deal for a billion and a half on the same network that just fired Colbert to appease Dear Leader.

That is my MO as well. Might as well give the shower-uppers the VIP experience.

It's just up on Amazon right now. Send me a DM--I may be able to work something out.

I had a one-person reading once at a convention. Where I was the author GoH. (They scheduled the reading at the same time as the most popular event at the con.)