Revs

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

my wife is out of town, you know what that means: think about my wife time

an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat

proud little fern of an unknown type, showing off after laying around and not doing shit all winter

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

What can i say but get rekt nerds learn what real feminism is scrubs

Things could have been so different if we'd had a FEMALE Pennywise.

Petition: Allow transgender people to self-identify their legal gender. We believe the government should change legislation to make it easier for trans people of all ages to change their legal gender without an official diagnosis of gender dysphoria.

Get this to a million.
(you can only sign if you're from the UK) #uk #uktrans
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door.

Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.

- don't talk about stuff online
- enable pin-unlock on your signal, even tho it's annoying
- turn your phone off
- cover tattoos + hair
- wear a mask to protect people from diseases
- ignore all cis men using megaphones
- put your body between the state and its would-be victims
- disobey

Hi. This is a message for the cisgender people who are wanting to be in solidarity with the trans community.

If you want to show solidarity with the community. Turn up to a protest. Fund trans charities, give money to trans people (we earn less than cis women) and turn up to a protest. Thank you.

Genuinely thank god for friends grounding me, job search and dealing with UC is a fucking nightmare and sometimes even just having someone say “yeah that is fucked” whilst you doomscroll indeed does a lot.

tweet from @beepboopsloane one of the reasons to get offline and actually go to these, is reading the comments on this would have you believing everyone hates us. in reality there were hundreds of people supporting trans youth, and about 8 weirdos across the street mad at it. our enemies are made of paper quoting tweet from @nkulw Huge crowd across from NYU Langone to protest hospital's revocation of youth trans care. attached is an image of a large protest with a ton of people waving trans flags

not trying to minimize the harms being done but please believe the country supports trans kids your enemies are made of paper

The time for speaking clear
Has never been more clearly here
It’s okay if you’re afraid of what’s to come
Leave the time for being shocked
Frozen on a different clock
It’s okay - come to grips with what’s been done

I’m very thirsty but my mouth feels kinda gross so I want to brush my teeth but if I brush my teeth it’d be for the second time today and then I wouldn’t be able to drink until the taste is gone from my mouth so instead I sat down and watched reels for 10 minutes.

Something is undiagnosed.

YouTube thumbnail featuring a syringe propped up between two vials of medication. Text reading "THIS VIDEO IS LEGAL (for now)". The backdrop is a trans flag.

DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You

My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo

youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc

Hi. My name is Jay. I’ve spent the last fifteen years playing music in my unsigned self-managed band called ‘Crywank’.

We make kinda tongue-in-cheek sad anti-folk & acoustic punk.

All of our music is available for name your price on bandcamp.

We released one album people kinda liked 10 years ago.

Damn none of my wives are in Manchester. What the fuck. Come back.

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie but I’ve added in a rolled up $10 bill, throwing star, gun, switchblade, joint, ash tray, and a smoldering cig in her mouth.

My cats have been smoking for years and they’re fine. Don’t worry about it.

Robot wars but it’s just a 24/7 live stream of a guy running a humidifier and a dehumidifier next to one another

I remember telling her i loved her braids after she complimented my hair and her saying “thanks! This girl i was fucking did em for me :)” and at freshly 19 years old I just like, never recovered

Watching Charlie Coopers Real Country that’s documenting female morris dancers and one looks splitting image of this girl who ruined me for the best part of 6 months even though i spoke to her maybe twice (long red hair Celtic/hippy dreadlock lesbian heartbreaker known for glassing an ex boyfriend)

First time having Christmas with my wife and her family, really lovely time ;-;

Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

I have to stop kissing girls when watching house md bc it’s going to become Pavlovian and ruin my fucking life

Got ultrasound, my ovaries are apparently “Bulky” and on a first glance there’s cysts. Looks like we’re testing for pcos again. Yippee.

Hate when I get the basic bitch autism sensory seeking symptoms. It’s like I’m just not unique or cool anymore. I either need to get a weighted blanket or pay someone to lay on me for a half hour.

Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.

Alright, but look, I think I've come up with a good use case for generative AI.

Writing "Am I The Arsehole" posts. And replying to them. And fuck it, reading them as well. Just remove the human entirely - the downsides are easily outweighed by a reduction I the amount of psychic harm in the world.

“Oh but you’ll be on hormones for the rest of your life!”

Yeah…so are both my partners and 85% of my friends. God fuckin forbid.