unhingery (nora)

Scorpion and frog "the scorpion won't sting me if i grovel and beg enough"

Currently blubbering over Night Watch but nobody’s surprised

Not an office siren but something more annoying

An office foghorn

I made a gingerbread panopticon

Also merry crim

Man why tf has assassins creed 1 not been remastered yet

If they’re waiting for the 20th I’ll be so goddamn pissed I just wanna play as Altaïr again without sourcing a ps3 ffs

GELATINOUS CUBE AT A JOBBE INTERVIEWE:

"The moost ymportante thinge to me ys transparencye."

COFFEE,
CATTES, &
BOOKES WYTH MAPPES

I forgot I wrote that Sarlacc/reader fic and laughed myself into an asthma attack again

WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES

still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you

9-square collage with pictures of: Top Left: a hazy regency-era gentleman's club. Top Center: a man with gold skin and black hair wearing a black coat against a white background. Top Right: a young woman with brown skin wearing a wedding gown in an elaborate regency-era room. Middle Left: a young woman's shoulder with a curl of black hair hanging down. Middle: the text "a glow like this by satal" Middle Right: a man's hands holding a small ring box with a ring. Bottom Left: a man with black hair walking up a church aisle decorated for a wedding. Bottom Center: a young woman with brown skin and curly black hair wearing a lace dress. Bottom Right: couples wearing regency-era clothing dancing in a ballroom.

happy friday friends! super excited to share my bridgerton au oshamir holiday gift exchange 2024 fic for @homeagainrose.bsky.social

a glow like this
1/2, explicit (next chapter), 6.8k
#oshamir #fanfic #mywriting

archiveofourown.org/works/609698...

The #Oshamir Holiday Gift Exchange Collection is OPEN on Ao3 for everyone to enjoy! There are only 5 gifts posted so far but I know there is more to come! Thank you to everyone who is participating! Let's have a Happy Holiday celebrating our ship! #TheAcolyte

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Happy Oshamir Holiday Exchange season!! This is my gift for @tourmalinedream.bsky.social - a very very fun and sexy Vampire Qimir AU. I hope y’all enjoy edāx!

#Oshamir #Fanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/61490320

Reject the false god that is penetration: sex is something you do with your teeth

I can accept dragons vampires and werewolves in fantasy romance but I draw the line at bath bombs

OH MY GOODNESS SHE IS AMAZING!!! Fantastic work omg

how do u pick up the threads of an old life (continue writing a fic u have intensely uncomfortable writers block for)

The fact I can just use the structure of a love confession scene and use it to do something sick as fuck is…. Well, sick as fuck 🤘😎

hey look - it only took them 120K to kiss!

I love u so much jdndhwjfhhwhruc

This is a sandman/reader fic I wrote and posted to AO3 back in May but never got around to posting on Tumblr bc I was super duper jaded n shit

I probably just need to reread it and remind myself how gas it is 🙂‍↕️

Osha and Qimir from The Acolyte, kissing in a rainy scene; Qimir holds an ignited lightsaber.

closer, closer, never close enough 💜✨
#TheAcolyte #oshamir

Yuppp

I drafted up seven chapters of a hella meaningful fic I poured my heart into and I’m probably gonna keep it in drafts for the foreseeable future cuz I’m sensitiveeeeeee

Yall ever hear about the calm before the storm? Anyway, COMPLETELY unrelated, here’s common grounds 22.

archiveofourown.org/works/575098...

I miss the Panera Death Lemonade

esama ao3 u save my life but in a CPR way like how ur gonna break my ribs to make me breathe again

Man