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The obvious choice would be the one responsible for the tariffs in the first place

Kid Rock: “Bud Light is gay so I stopped drinking it.”

(Proceeds to make the most latently homoerotic non-porn video since the volleyball scene in “Top Gun.”)

I’d like my refund in the form of a pound of flesh, please.

*does us all a favor.

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That’s far too kind. He’s a pus-filled boil on the anus of humanity. He’s a delusional, narcissistic bigot with advanced dementia who wants to fuck his own daughter. He’s an absolute joke of a human with no real value. The world will be a much better place when he doesn’t all a favor and dies.

BREAKING:
According to a new study, 90% of all constipated people report that they don’t give a crap.

The remaining 10% who responded otherwise were determined to be full of shit.

TPUSA’s “All-American Halftime Show” had around 5 million viewers.

Although the numbers for this year’s event haven’t been released, last year’s Puppy Bowl had 12.8 million.

I heard someone refer to Little #GregBovino as “The 1/3 Reich” and now I can’t think of anything else when I see his name or photo.

Now that Trump has removed the USA from the World Health Organization, how long until he starts the “Healthy World Organization” and requires a $1 billion membership fee for any country that wishes to join (which would be none of them)?

Sometimes the universe sends a message that you feel you should pass along.

Tell the people in your life how much they mean to you. Don’t worry about it feeling weird or awkward.

The future is uncertain, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed, and there’s never as much time as you think there is. 💔

💯

'Whoa!': San Diego Cop Shoots Black Teen to Death As Boy Was Running for Safety from Another Shooting, Video Shows It took one second for a Southern California cop to shoot and kill a Black teenager who was running away from another teen who had been shooting at him.

Oh, look! Cops are still killing Black folks for no fucking reason.

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I like it already!

Last time I had rehearsals for anything, it was around 14 years ago. I miss performing so much.

What are you rehearsing for?

Guys now that hitler invaded Poland he will surely be impeached.

So they are not even trying to hide it: they attacked Venezuela to seize control over its oil resources, and now they are going to plunder the country.

Trump has gone full Putin. The US is now officially a violent, criminal, rouge state.

I really, REALLY hope *it* happens this year. Come on, 2026. Don’t let us down.

🎶True story🎶

Portugal. The Man Tap 'Weird Al,' Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone for Rage Against the Machine Cover Portugal. The Man recently covered Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name' live with 'Weird Al' and the Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone.

In case you haven’t seen it, “Weird Al” Yankovic recently went on stage with Portugal. The Man to perform a cover of Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing In The Name.”

We’ve reached a major political tipping point when Weird Al performs a RATM song

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My favorite joke at the moment:

What does Melania Trump’s asshole do when she’s having an orgasm?

Plays golf or posts incoherent rants on social media.

That’s always been his MO. He can’t stand it when people disagree with him, so he surrounds himself with brown-nosers and yes-men as a way of propping up his (incredibly fragile) ego.

If someone disagrees with him, he might have to admit he was wrong, and that would mean someone else was smarter

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Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever right now by confirming the rumors about the Donica Lewinsky situation.

If Slick Willie is implicated in the files, he knows he’s cooked anyway. Might as well go kamikaze and take down Cheeto Mussolini with him.

If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton was in the public discourse as the subject of jokes about getting a blowjob, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s still pretty fucking weird that it happened twice.

I really feel bad for the Space Cowboy himself - Mr. Steve Miller. Imagine sharing a name with such a vile, reprehensible piece of shit as Stephen Miller (slightly different spelling, but close enough).

One’s contributions have brought joy to millions; the other will only do that when he dies.