me: babe let’s go drinking tonight
gf: no, whenever you get drunk you start rapping about ‘queen dizzy.’ whoever that is
me: no i promise it’s not gonna happen this time
[later that night]
me: uh oh y’all, we’re getting in a tizzy
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fallen angel vtuber going through life | you wouldn’t hurt me, I’m just a little guy, it’s my birthday, you wouldn’t hit the little birthday boy, would you?
me: babe let’s go drinking tonight
gf: no, whenever you get drunk you start rapping about ‘queen dizzy.’ whoever that is
me: no i promise it’s not gonna happen this time
[later that night]
me: uh oh y’all, we’re getting in a tizzy
Introducing the "Queen Dizzy" Starter Guide! 👑
Youtube Link⬇️
youtu.be/kUMzx0VZlFE
"Queen Dizzy" takes the stage on October 31st! 🎃
Get Season Pass 4 to play her on release!
#GGST #QueenDizzy
Banger of the day
22.10.2024 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me: hey boys, check it out. ive been studying how to woo the ladies
[i walk up to the alt girl at the bar]
me: heh. hey beautiful, youre looking beautiful
girl, giggling: did you mean to say beautiful twice?
me, sweating: uh. SQUAWK!
[i begin throwing colorful feathers i had in my back pocket]
the school bully: get a load of this kid, he think's hes in an anime of somethin
(under my breath) ill show you, stupid baka
bully: wanna say that louder, punk?
me: heh. ill show you. ALL FOR ONE!
me: so yeah that's how the winged hussars broke the ottoman line and saved vienna
my buddy keith: that's great buddy but didn't you say you were driving? why are you in the back seat
[the car breaks a barrier and falls off a cliff]
[gnome party member turns to me]
that was a really great fight and all but don’t you think you should tell her how you feel?
(I look down at him for the first time)
oh my god what the FUCK are you
Banger of the day
18.10.2024 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shake ya meat to the sound of the beat!!
Haha just a little humor for you guys on this friday
[holding collapsed elf girl I have secret feelings for]
I’m sorry kitten…. I know I promised I wouldn’t use this power… but they hurt you… they hurt something precious to me..
I begin to power up
I WONT LET YOU HURT HER!!!!!
My beastly form silhouettes in the moonlight as I lunge forward